Comic About Oil

comic about oil

i was riding the express and then gordon’s big ass crashed into a pair of buffer beams, now im in the hospital in a spinal correction halo. idk what dumbass was in charge of the setting the points or why gordon was going at like 7 million mph but they and gordon are gonna be hearing from my lawyer because they just made me late in meeting my friends to have some late-morning tiramisu

a bit of train lore

no i will not explain it right now (i will later because i’m such a nice person i like sharing lore about my au!!)

more walmart rusty (ft. karen electra)

they switch from humanoid to actual trains based on what i think is situationally the funniest

can one day on this god forsaken island be normal for like 3 minutes please. i was trying to enjoy myself on the arlesdale railway and the fuckass engine pulling my train blew his whistle so hard that he LOST IT and it landed in a field. now the drivers and firemen are looking for it. i’m no longer enjoying myself if you couldn’t tell.

oh shit. so i drove over to vicarstown right and toby just got into a really bad crash, is dangling off the bridge, on the verge of falling to his death. so i parked my car like right below the bridge right but i hope he can get back on the rails, because if he falls off, he’s gonna scratch my car and i literally just bought it and i’m not about to spend another how many pounds to buy another