Thinking Of My Megacrossover Events; The Order Of Cair Paravel

Thinking of my Megacrossover events; The Order of Cair Paravel

One Saga, involving RWBY, BlazBlue, Skullgirls, Bionicle, Skeleton Knight in Another World, Code Geass, Fate, D.Gray-Man and a few others which focus on original characters, notably one is the granddaughter of Susan Pevensie and her love interest who is an American dude who's a bit of satire of New Hollywood movies of the 1980s and set in mostly our world which shares the Fate World and references many 1980 films such as Ghostbusters and The Goonies and is all about fighting disenchantment and uses Chronicles of Narnia as a basis

Then there's another saga that involves the bully of the American character's school finding redemption involving Lies of P, Alice Madness Returns, Bioshock and a few others but uses The Ransom Trilogy and bits of The Silver Chair, even involves worlds including world of Fritz Lang's metropolis and overarching themes of the horrors and evils of scientism and modernity

Both involve evil Cults/Secret societies who are under the influence of "The Bent One" aka The Devil

They would be besties.

I got Alice and Pinocchio for on the brain and I can’t stop imagining P and Alice just softly but passionately making out on the couch.

And then Venigni being the ass that he is, catches them and starts singing some kind of love song to tease them.

And Alice who has little patience for his bullshit already starts throwing pillows at him telling him to get out.

And P is just besotted over his Smol feral British wife

I can’t but think when P becomes human he has “Shonen Anime Protagonist” appetite

Like, he’s basically a magic steampunk cyborg so he has to eat double because his remaining machine parts just burn through it

And he has the most polite burps in the world, like a simple quiet sigh like “heph. Excuse me.”

Hear me out…

Something happens and Radcliffe and Witless get a hold of Alice and try to take her back to the asylum, wether be killing Bumby or something maybe Radcliffe is demanding what Alice has left idk…

P truly experiences anger and goes a combo of My Happy Marriage and Robocop and storms the Asylum or wherever she’s kept, flipping tables, throwing wards across the hall(including a certain pair of brothers), ripping doors right off their hinges

Finally P in a voice that is the definition of pissed off cries out

“ALICE!!!!”

Alice hears the familiar voice and actually starts crying. Someone came for her, he came for her.

P just breaks the damn door with his legion arm like in the game and when the pair of miserable curmudgeons realize P is part machine call him a monster, but he doesn’t give a shit. Only thing he cares about is getting Alice the hell away from them.

He grabs Radcliffe by the throat with his metal hand and chokes him enough he’s on the floor catching his breath. He picks up Alice bridal style as she nuzzles into his neck and Witless starts ranting how ungrateful Alice is and how only a monster like P would fancy her.

P turns around scornfully staring at her, telling her to shut her disgusting mouth and threatens to kill her and Radcliffe if they ever trying anything to Alice again.