YES HONESTLY WHY CANT SOPHIE ACTUALLY APPRECIATE HIM

YES HONESTLY WHY CAN’T SOPHIE ACTUALLY APPRECIATE HIM

dex was the first friend sophie ever had. when the two of them got kidnapped together dex was tortured to the point scarring by the neverseen, and he avoided breathing as much as possible to prevent them from doing the same to sophie. dex is constantly working on new devices to keep sophie and his other friends safe. despite all this, sophie constantly abandons dex to focus on her love interests, and even goes as far as calling him sensitive behind his back. dex deserves a better best friend. in this essay i will

Okay, so looking at the facts, Percy was missing for roughly two weeks before they even had the notion that Percy and Jason were swapped. And they were also really really worried. What I’m getting at is that a missing persons report was probably placed. (As it should have been) Can you imagine how funny that would be? Percy’s been in the news before, he’s well known and unpopular at every school he’s gone to. 

News Anchor: And in other news, Perseus “Percy” Jackson, who at twelve years old was kidnapped along with his mother, and taken across the country where he battled his captor with a shotgun, has gone missing again. 

Percy’s acquaintances at Goode: haha… what the fuck

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Kid 1: Wait, who’s missing?

Kid 2: That Jackson kid, he went here in eighth grade.

Kid 1: ???

Kid 2: He was on the basketball team with us.

Kid 1: Oh, the kid with the

Kid 2: With the hair, yeah

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*Beginning of SoN*

News Anchor: Perseus Jackson, who has been missing for seven months, was spotted stealing a police cruiser today in Sacramento. Please be on the lookout for the sixteen year old and call the authorities if you see him.

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*Upon Percy coming back*

News Anchor: Sixteen year old Percy Jackson who went missing nine months ago reappeared at his home last week. When asked what happened he said… Wait is this real? Yeah? He said he received amnesia and lived with wolves for most of the time. 

Nico: Ra-Ra?

Reyna: *looks up* hmm?

Nico: *internally screaming in happiness*

Reyna: *stuttering* there is no "Ra-Ra" here.

DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO MAKE ME CRY?! THE LAST ONE ESPECIALLY?!! REAL OR NOT REAL?! 😭😭😭 WHY-

Feeling sad about the fact that there’s a chance no one will have these thoughts or say these things when it comes to me:

“The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.” 

“It’s different with you. This is the first time I’ve been scared. Scared you’ll change your mind. Scared I’ll screw it up…You seem determined to believe I’m actually a decent guy who’s halfway worthy of you. So, what scares me the most is that someday even you will realize that you can do better.”

“Break my heart. Break it a thousand times if you like. It was only ever yours to break anyway.”

“That was the first time it felt like…maybe I had a tiny shot at making this brave, beautiful, blushing girl like me.” 

“You love me, real or not real?”

Piper: *says the 'f' word*

Annabeth: Language!

Piper: I-I'm saying 'seal' in French! See? 'Phoque!'

Annabeth: ...

Piper: *stammering* What? I-I like seals?

(it's actually pronounced like that)

Headcanon

Luke went to the Fields of Asphodel when he died.

Although Luke died a heroic death, his past actions overpowered his good actions and therefore his death only neutralized his sentence.

(It’s been a while since I read the books so I’m not sure if there’s already a canon fact)