Reporting Live From The War I Constructed In My Own Head

reporting live from the war i constructed in my own head

I cannot defend this man anymore

“flirty” koo 👀

Hi Caro. Do you think heteroromantic homosexuality and heteroromantic bisexuality are possible?

yes it is, important distinction. i myself got a bit of the latter going on here and there so you get a bunch of scientifically reliable bi-nsider stats. warning: it's hot and horny in this lab.

my romantic preference goes towards smoochable guys (including yoongi's knitted sweaters) most of the time while the sexual preference goes either way or towards the bi and lesbian ladies most often privately. realistic odds are, the girls have like a 60-80% faster chance to give me the hots.

...but there's still that 20-40% reserved for taemin's 18+ booty shaking, some heated footballer fantasies, and my femdom grind so, not heteroromantic homosexual. even if the percentage is small, it still counts as bi so teehee, we're keeping it pink blue and purple anyway. long story short, with bi people who have a stronger slant/direction going on it may be surprisingly common. this couldn't be any more interesting. the math adds up my binterested (= interested in learning about bi stuff) friends.

all i'm saying is, for me, the pretty boys are truly cute and sexy and the ladies are very hot. literally all it is. guys have a higher chance to charm me and i find a portion of them — ahem, mostly fellow bisexuals, bi guys do it for me who am i kidding — very physically enticing, while the ladies seduce me right away simply because they are lucky. heteromantic bisexuality in a nutshell. as bi as ever, just with an extra dose of sweet guys to squish.

now, the former (heteroromantic homosexuality) from an outside perspective: yes, you'd have to be extremely clear-cut in affection-based vs eroticism-based preference. but it's very possible on the SAM (split attraction model) and it has its own flag, the term would be cross-oriented, or vario. as opposed to, periorientation. which would be say a biromantic bisexual, heteroromantic heterosexual, and so on. TL;DR - yup, it's a thing.

....lab report finished, too much german paperwork in here, back to practicing these sacred formulas yeehaw 🤓

“I always wanted to be somewhere else, I don’t know why.”

— Hanif Kureishi

sitting on the kitchen floor, crying while listening to 'promise' on loop, at 5 am in the morning with everyone in my house still in their dreamland

the devil cannot get to me

the devil cannot get to me

the devil cannot get to me

#spain but make the s silent #mama didn't raise no coward #she did but don't tell her

if only there was no month of November in a year such as this