They All Sound Perfect In Their Own Way Of Handling It, I Am Happy That If My Friend Ever Had Something

They all sound perfect in their own way of handling it, I am happy that if my friend ever had something like them she would be safe and protected :’)

Hey there! Here's a question that came up to me because of a friend's situation: How would a Lamia Bittybones react to an owner's past lover coming to try and get them back, whether verbally or by force? Like this past lover was physically and mentally abusive to the owner and it was only a miracle that got them out of that in the first place?

*If a person had been physically and mentally abusive, it would be for the best if the avoided the owner when the lamia bittybones were around. The only lamia that wouldn’t bite them would be a Krait, and he would only hesitate because he doesn’t want to be a murderer. 

*If the ex tried to get the owner back verbally:

Politely but firmly tells them to get lost: Papython, Krait, Pygmy

Rudely tells them to get lost: Corny, Honey Bo, Coral

Threatens to bite if they don’t scram immediately: King, Chain, Mamba

*And if the ex became forceful:

Calls the police: Papython, Corny, Krait, Honey Bo, Pygmy

ATTACKS: King, Coral, Chain, Mamba

*The “call the police” lamias would hold back the ex with attacks or distractions while the owner escaped or hid, and the attacking lamias might… might… eventually call 9-1-1 after the ass-kicking commences.

Alright, so I made a fic with Toriel and all the bad Sans’, Horror, Nightmare, Killer and Murder, in Bittybones form! It’s called ‘It All Started With A Mistake’.

If you know me- and let’s be honest you likely don’t-, you would know I am a huge Soriel sucker, I loooooooooove Soriel, and not only is there UT!Toriel x Murder!Sans but also Life!Toriel x Horror!Sans as Bittybones, as I commissioned the amazing creator of Reapertale @renrink to make this amazing piece because I can’t draw for nothing, she did an amazing job :’) 

If you want a link to the story here it is: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16587800/chapters/38873285

And if not then just enjoy this picture, it looks fantastic!

How would a Nightmare and a Dream bitty get along?

Nightmare: dreams and nightmares are born in pairs together, meaning if adopted together they would be staying with each other from birth onwards, so they get along as well as could be expected for brothers, teasing, bullying one another, protecting each other from outside forces…

*Nightmare trails off as his tentacles snake down and puncture into the ground, there being a pause before he finally pulls himself back into now*

and if you buy one part of a pair at separate times, that’s a little different, but same could be said of all pairs that are changed up anyways.

*He rolls his eyelight*

dreams are insufferable goody-goodies whom will actively help you battle the nightmares we bring, and they will obviously be your golden boy no matter if we are brothers or not. 

that’s why so many pairs are split, ‘cause who cares about keeping brothers together when you could have an obedient, kind and stupidly optimistic little bastard who barely looks back at his twin brother when someone comes to adopt him and only him, because who wants an obvious ticking time bomb around their already almost insomniac child- 

*Nightmare is starting to spiral*

I Fall For You Everyday, Even If You Never Notice

(So I found a new AU today called UnderJail by @underjail-au you should really go check it out! It’s a really unique concept and I hope that they continue on with it really :3 

It’s how the characters of the Underjail facility are essentially Undertale characters taking care of glitch characters such as UT!Asgores who like killing kids or HT!Sans’ who leave their Papyrus’ to starve, etc. (Go to the actual blog, it’s small for now, but they can explain more in depth and better than I)

And to be honest, they don’t seem to ship Soriel, but I do, so when I saw one of their artworks: https://underjail-au.tumblr.com/post/149918677520/lets-get-in-depth-with-the-healing-abilities-of I knew I had to write a Soriel fic about it. So enjoy if you guys want!)

Pairing: UJ!Toriel (Zoriel) x Glitched!US!Sans 

Warning: Mentions of Abuse, Physical, Sexual and some Emotional

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Sans found himself waking up early in the morning from Nightmares again. 

He had just seen his older brother Papyrus yesterday and thinking about it made purple sweat bead on his skull, remembering staring back at his brother so many times in the past, being injected with Papyrus’ modified Determination so frequently that Sans’ eye color turned purple, and no matter how much he screamed, writhed and got so close to dusting Papyrus wouldn’t stop, merely grinning at him through the smoke he puffed, Sans watching his brother handle his very soul, torturing him until he would pass out.

Thinking about it was putting him into another panic attack as he breathed in and out in huffs, curling in on himself as he tried to get a grasp on reality, feeling himself spiral. 

A part of him wanted to call out to someone, but a much larger part of him, the anthropophic in him, screamed at the thought of another person coming into his room aside from Doggo or Zoriel. 

Zoriel...  He wanted help and he wanted her to do it, she was always willing to make him feel better and he was always willing to have her use magic on him to do so. 

But he was too scared to reach for the call button he was allowed to have because of how little he wanted to hurt others, even if it happened anyways from the violent magical outbursts he had, to the point that Zoriel had to put a white band of magic restraints against his soul so he couldn’t cast magic anymore. 

Instead, he merely closed his eyes and prayed for her to arrive and save him from this attack, his chest constricting despite him needing no air technically, clawing at his skull as he kept thinking of his brother grinning to him from across the table, telling Sans that he should smile and Sans feeling the corners of his mouth lift despite not wanting to smile. 

He heard something fuzzy in the background as he panted, a clicking sound of a door shutting before a furry paw brushed the top of his skull. Tears raced down his cheekbones as he realized his prayers had been answered, looking up to see Zoriel standing there, smiling slightly at him, her paw pressed to his skull, glowing with healing magic, feeling his own magic shift to accommodate hers, turning his eyelights green as he accepted the treatment, slowly uncurling from himself as he stared to her and she gave him a small fanged smile back to him, so different from the flat-toothed grin his brother would give him, and this one was filled with such warmth as he was surrounded by her feelings of compassion, love and hope for him, feeling a purple blush spread across his skull as he stared up at her, soon feeling completely calm as he leaned gently into her paw.

“ There, feeling better now Sans?” Zoriel asked as Sans hummed and nodded, one of her signature techniques ‘Calm Mind’ from her always worked on him because he was always willing to calm down when around her or Doggo.

“ Yeah… Thank you Zori.” He murmured to her and gave her a slightly sheepish smile. 

“ Don’t worry about it Sans, I was headed to breakfast while this was happening, would you like me to bring you breakfast? Maybe we can talk.” She offered softly with her warm smile still there for him as he nodded to her and she excused herself for a moment. 

While he knew that she did things like this for patients all the time, for some reason he liked that she did it for him anyways, he felt... special around her. And a part of him hoped that she felt the same towards him, even though it might just be wishful thinking, seeing as she dealt with crushes from patients all the time- a part of her healing magic, Soul Heal, can have a patient enamored with her for hours before wearing off, so she dealt enough with lovesick patients watching her and flirting with her and... and... 

He had to stop thinking about it. 

However, he knew he was not part of the crowd when he felt this way for her, because even though seeing her every day seemed to make him Fall for her again and again, she never used Soul Heal on him, she only ever used Calm Mind, and he still thought about her long after she was gone, anxious to see her and talk to her again, she was always a great conversationalist and she always knew how to make him laugh someway as he straightened up, flinching when the door opened, but smiling a little shakily to Zoriel as she walked in, carrying two trays as they were stacked in pancakes, her setting his tray onto his lap with cutlery, syrup and butter before sitting beside him as he felt the flush turn deeper, looking to his food and cutting. 

“ Knock Knock.” She chimed as he paused for a moment.

“ Who’s there?” 

“ Ya.” She grinned to him. 

“ Ya Who?” 

“ I am so happy you are happy to see me! Yahoo!” She laughed as his head snapped to look at her, his whole face being bright purple as he found that little joke so cute.

Moments like this... They were why he loved her. Not because of some magic or anything like that... But it was because she cared, and was there for him.

I have no regrets reblogging this, it’s an amazing look-over :3

Ok I know all about why you ship Fakiru, but what are your thoughts on Soriel? Why do you ship it so much? I haven't seen your blog explode like this before.

*cracks knuckles*

I hope you’re prepared, anon.

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Headcanon accepted and so adorable!

Smoltale(don’t know the actual name)  and Childhood friend Soriel AU things

@sweetmochiprince and I were talking about the smoltale au and them growing up together and just imagine if Papyrus and Sans had a treehouse.

Toriel is allowed up in the ‘cool kid’ treehouse because, when she expresses her nervousness, Sans insists that if she likes puns then she has to be cool and since he and Papyrus are skeletons they won’t get cooties anyway.

Papyrus keeps his select action figures up there and Sans just has a few pillows but Toriel ‘moves in’ by offering some soft rugs and bean bags. 

The treehouse grows with them and eventually gets other extensions thanks to Dadster. Toriel has a few bookshelves added and she reads to Papyrus sometimes too and Sans likes pretending to sleep and listening to her voice.

Sans bringing his telescope up there and, since Tori is curious, teaches her a bit about it and about the stars he’s been looking out for.

They play house.

Pretend tea time becomes real tea time with Tori’s new easy bake oven. Papyrus joins with spaghetti. They try each other’s food out. Papyrus and Sans are always the first two to try Tori’s new desserts even the snail cupcakes.

One day Tori tries a little bit of her fire magic because the snail cakes wouldn’t cook properly in the easy bake and accidentally sets some rugs on fire. They manage to put it out but the rugs and chairs are in ruin and some of the tree is charred. Sans trying to laugh it off with some fire jokes and then saying they could buy new rugs and things together.

Toriel and Sans shopping for the treehouse. Sans pretending to fall asleep in each chair they try. Toriel making chair puns. Sans making more puns. Eventually Tori gives up on trying to pull Sans along and sits with him and that’s how they decide on their chairs.

Tori casually mentioning that this is sort of how she imagined couples to shop and stuff when they played House together and Sans wishing it wasn’t imaginary because being with her makes shopping for this stuff fun.

Just. What if Toriel is upset about the future and growing up or something and Sans doesn’t really know what to say but they end up at the treehouse with their sleeping bags and it’s like an extended game of House because that’s like their home. They stay up for as long as they can, at first just sitting and looking at the stars and then talking about old stories and imagined scenarios if all of them did end up living in the treehouse. They don’t remember falling asleep really but Pap or Gaster brought them coffee and tea and Toriel bakes Sans and her a cookie in her oven before they both leave the tree and go back downstairs.