dotchi13

A Crack Shipper Running a Bitty Shop

Hey there! Looking to Ask Questions to Toriel, Murder, Horror, Killer or Nightmare? Looking to Adopt? Looking to see horrible sketches and amazing commissions? You came to the right place! / 20+ Year Old Shop Runner

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There Is A Pineapple On The Ceiling!

There is a pineapple on the ceiling!

Nightmare: Mhmm, Yeah, like we're gonna fall for that one.

*Camera pans over his shoulder to Horror, Deme and Killer looking up at the ceiling for any pineapples*

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dotchi13

1 year ago

Read your post to that anon where you say "US! Pap" and my brain in its just awoken state goes "Ah yes, United States Pap. The American Papyrus." and for a solid like minute I thought this was what you meant, before it clicked. .... I need to go back to bed, it's too early for me.

*eagle screech*

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every time I see this post I laugh After the third time I just gotta reblog its the law reblog US Papyrus underswap Papyrus United States of Papyrus

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dotchi13

1 year ago

A long, digital Undertale comic by @velvetwyrme. Up until the read more, each image (AKA page) has a classic two by two grid of four panels, with the title "comic sans comic" in the top left corner.

The first panel is completely blank, and then Sans - a short skeleton wearing a hoodie, shorts, and socks with flip-flops - pops into existence. He comments, "huh. this isn't grillby's..." tapping a finger to his cheek confusedly, with a question mark beside his face. His dialogue is in the comic sans font. He grabs the bottom of the final panel, looking over to the left at the previous panel. "oh i see," he says, with a couple of exclamation points, "this is a 'comic'."

Sans keeps staring to the left consideringly, thinking, "a comic huh. so that must mean..." He looks towards the viewer as he finishes the thought aloud, "there's an audience. heya." He straightens up, putting his hands on his hips as he says, "i'm guessing... you're all here for one thing." He winks and holds a finger up. "'comic sans comic'" There are little sparkles surrounding his speech bubble.

"would you look at that. it's even right there in the title," Sans says. "title" is underlined and has a loopy arrow pointing to the title in the top left corner. Sans closes his eyes and shrugs. "welp. i better not keep you waiting. after all, i'd hate to leave you in..." The bottom of the panel begins fading out, and the final panel on the page is mostly faded. Sans has an eyebrow raised as he winks, and he chuckles as he says something, but only the letter S is visible as the first letter of the word.

The following page has the four panels, but they're all empty and the lines grow increasingly lighter. There's a small image that says, "comic sans comic continued under the cut!" with an arrow pointing down.

This image reads "comic sans comic continues under the cut!" with a small arrow pointing at the read more button.

This image completely white, with an ellipsis in the top left corner.

"SANS!" is yelled in papyrus font. The ellipsis in the top corner has an exclamation point after it. (In the next few pages, it goes back to being a regular ellipsis.)

Papyrus - a taller skeleton wearing some sort of scarf, shorts, and boots - steps onto the page from the right, looking behind him as he calls, "SANS? UGH, THAT LAZYBONES. WHERE IS HE...?!"

He stumbles, shouting, "NYEH!?" in big, bold letters. He puts both hands on the sides of his face in shock. "T-THE COMIC!! IT'S GONE!"

Papyrus stomps forward, visibly angry as he shouts louder than before, "SANS!! WHERE ARE YOU??? THE COMIC HAS GONE MISSING!!"

The ellipsis in the top left corner is replaced with the title, "grow a spine, it's back!" Papyrus SMACKS into the side of where the fourth panel normally is, now returned to full bold lines. From offscreen on the right, Sans calls, "what do you mean? i'm right here."

The next page is titled "osteoporosis.jpg," and begins with Papyrus shoving himself off the side of the panel, glaring to the right as he says, "SANS." The speech bubble drips with malice, and Sans says, "oops." Sans comes into view, laughing nervously as Papyrus angrily dusts himself off. Sans sighs and says, "sorry for laughing. that wasn't humerus at all." Papyrus gives him a questioning look. Sans grins and tells him, "but this is." He puts his foot on top of a photo-realistic humerus bone, which a loopy arrow points to from "this."

The page is titled "it's poetry." Papyrus has his hands up by his face and says intensely, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND." He slumps over to rest his head against Sans' shoulder, one hand on his head. "WHY DO YOU DO THIS BROTHER?? I AM AT A LOSS!!!" Sans shuffles in place a bit and looks away grinning. Papyrus straightens up partially to give him a flat look, and Sans tells him, "not sure 'bout that but, i hate to break it to you-" he points cheekily upward, winking "-the last page was too." The previous page does indeed resemble the loss meme.

The page is titled, "unfortunately - the title of this page is - also a haiku." Papyrus, in a reference to the famous haiku comic, pauses to consider this. He has a couple fingers held up and draws in the air with his other hand, squinting as he thinks. He's then drawn hyper realistically, glaring with bloodshot eyes. "NONE OF THOSE JOKES WERE FUNNY, SANS." Papyrus complains, pointing up at them as Sans just chuckles. "WAIT!!" Papyrus gasps, hands on the sides of his face. "THE AUDIENCE!!! THEY'RE GOING TO BE SO!! DISAPPOINTED!!" Papyrus is visibly distraught by this. Sans raises an eyebrow and asks, "...huh? why?"

The page is titled, "explaining the joke makes it not funny." Papyrus holds up a finger and says, "DON'T YOU REMEMBER?? THEY'RE ALL HERE FOR..." He throws his arm out dramatically. "A COMIC SANS COMIC!!" Small text under "comic sans comic" defines comic sans as "character/font" and comic as "comedian." Sans scratches his face and says, "huh. i thought they were here for a comic sans comic." Small text this time defines comic sans comic as "cartoon without cartoon." Papyrus glares at him, crossing his arms and saying, "WELL, ALL THEY ARE GETTING RIGHT NOW IS A... COMIC SANS COMIC." Small text defines it as "cartoon without comedy." Sans chuckles.

The page is titled, "he forgor." "WAIT!!" Papyrus cries, lightbulb going off. "SANS! I'VE GOT IT!" Sans simply asks, "huh?" Papyrus plucks out the third page, where Sans says he would hate to keep the audience in something, then fades away before finishing the sentence. He slaps the page in Sans' face, saying, "LOOK!!! THERE'S AN UNFINISHED JOKE HERE!" "wow." sans says. "i see." "IF IT'S FUNNY IT COULD... IT COULD SAVE THIS COMIC!!!" Papyrus declares. He clenches his fist passionately, going sparkley-eyed at the idea of it. He then puts his hands on his hips and asks, "SO! WHAT'S THE PAYOFF?" Sans shrugs. "i dunno. i forgot it."

The page is titled, "in too deep." Papyrus stares at Sans in angered disbelief and asks, "YOU... FORGOT IT?" "i forgot it," sans echoes casually. Papyrus throws his hands up, dislodging the page that was still stuck to Sans' face, and yells, "SANS!! WE'RE GOING TO BE IN DEBT!!!" Sans gives him a sheepish look. Papyrus covers his face with his hands, and Sans pats him consolingly, telling him, "don't worry bro, i can use..." He cups a hand to his face conspiratorially, smirking as he says, "'deez.'"

The page is titled, "cross-examination? cross-examine deez-" and is done in the Ace Attorney style. "SANS!" is drawn in the same style as "Objection!" might be - large, red letters with a spiky speech bubble behind it. Papyrus, on the defense's side of the courtroom, points dramatically and declares, "YOU CANNOT FOOL THE AUDIENCE (OR ME!!) WITH THESE JAUNTY JAPES OF YOURS!! THEY CANNOT ACCEPT 'DEEZ' AS PAYMENT!" He procures a paper from somewhere and taps it, continuing, "'DEEZ' IS NOT A VALID CURRENCY! THEY ARE NEITHER LEGAL NOR TENDER!! ... UNLIKE ME! (I AM VERY LEGAL AND TENDER.)" Sans holds up a mug. Two peanuts are shown in a little evidence square, presumably inside the mug. He counters, "heh. so what you're saying is... i would be paying them peanuts."

The page is titled, "his two cents" and is back to the regular style. Papyrus, holding a photo of the peanuts, says, "PRECISELY!" Sans looks down at his mug and says, "well... i guess i have a couple of pennies?" He mutters, "they were in the cup for some reason..." "WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE... THAT?" Papyrus, hands on hips, looks dubiously at the pennies, which Sans tosses up from the mug. "they're 'us-pence', that's the payoff," he tells Papyrus. "BUT THEY LOOK SO... ODD," Papyrus comments, raising an eyebrow. Sans catches the pennies out of the mug and curls them in his fist as he says, "us-pence, suspence... potato, potato... it all doesn't matter in..."

"The End" scrolls across the top of the final page. Sans grins and holds the pennies out to the audience. The two pennies each have an among us crewmate on them, with Sans and Papyrus' faces where the face plates are. They're labeled "suspicious us-pence."

There's a "bone-us," done in the classic Undertale dialogue with text boxes and face sprites:
Sans: now that that's over, i need a drink.
Papyrus: HOW ABOUT SOMETHING FRUITY?
Papyrus: LIKE METTATON'S NEW JUICE FLAVOR?
Papyrus: PIZZAZZ PUNCH!!!
Papyrus: PACKED WITH REAL PUNCHES! AND REAL PIZZA!!!
Sans: it's pretty popular. we might have to queue up.
The final two text boxes are narration and say, "Luckily, when they arrived, there was no... / ... punch line."

comic sans comic

Thank you for reading!

EDIT because people keep missing my footnote in the page itself: the top two panels in the "unfortunately [...] a haiku" page are a reference to THIS comic!

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My GOD this was amazing reblog The amount of jokes in this and references holy hell papyrus sans i love this

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dotchi13

8 months ago

Can I adopt a Horror and a Nightmare? -Odd Annon

Of course you can Odd Anon! If you would like a oneshot or something, just send a prompt in the Inbox or something akin to that and we'll see if we can find your boys!

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dotchi13

8 months ago

Is dusttale sans doing okay in the shop? I read in his bio that he's not great around other sans types but the shop is kinda full of them? Even a dream sans sets him off right?

Murder: mhmm, good question.

right, so the way the shop operates is there are rooms specifically for certain bitties.

murder bitties are rarely made because of their severe hatred to a rather large section of their own kind.

seriously, the amount of sans variants is kind of disg-

*Murder receives a look from Toriel, causing him to clear his throat and shake his head*

anyways, they're fine in the shop.

we have a buddy system with the small handful of murders we have.

they stay in the rooms that are specifically for others- like teeths, queenies, ya know- and have a partner that keeps an eye on 'em.

if they got friends and stuff they won't be looking to start fights.

i got tori with me and i haven't tried to kill anyone much since.

*Killer huffs in a slightly disappointed manner from his perch on another desk*

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dotchi13

8 months ago

1/2 Ok, so I'm running a rescue center. And I have two Sans types. One I would have to keep an eye on so he doesn't hurt Brown and any other bitty I get because he's a manipulative little shit. ANYWAY, I was wondering if there were any bitties you reccomend for a rescue center, be it healing them, caring for the babybones in the nursery, getting injured bitties out of hard-to-reach places, or getting scared bitties to calm down.

2/2 I'll have to adopt one at a time though because a buch of bitties at once is asking for someone to die. Thorn's not exactly... friendly.

I apologize for the absolutely atrociously late response, I hope you and your bitties find yourselves in good health <3

Alright, I looked over your rescue center and it looks like you already know how Nightmares and Dreams would integrate into your shop.

A Nightmare would be perfect to hang around your System Sanses, and would be a good example to your Scyryl's as well that not all Nightmare bitties are bad.

Adopting one at a time is no problem, but make sure to talk with the Nightmare about who you are bringing before adopting them out first. They are unable to be physically harmed, so they could be a barrier for any bitties that are oncoming.

A Dream would likewise be great to have around your Scyryl's, and typically get along with everyone if they can manage it, with their bright personalities and abilities to bring in positive feelings, they would be great to have around, and they can for sure be an ego booster for any bitty who needs it, they love complimenting friends!

They may be a little more on the gullible side though, so adopting them after their more skeptical nightmare counterpart is recommended!

And Thirdly I would recommend a Queenie for your third Bitty.

They are typically known for their gentle and guiding behaviors, and unlike the Toriels which can be overwhelmed at times to the point of needing to flee the scene (Though it doesn't happen often), Queenies will always be there until the very end, no matter how intense a fight or situation gets.

Queenies are like a rock, and they are good at managing whatever sections they are assigned to, which could be considered a balm for your bitties, most of which have abandonment issues and dislike being yelled at, their voices stay at an even tempo even in dire situations, as they instinctively know that if they do not keep a level head then no one will.

They like busywork, nature, and taking care of things, which I think is a good mirror to your rescue.

But then again, these are just suggestions, you don't have to take them!

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answer Queenie Bitties Nightmare Bitty Dream Bitty Recommendations of bitties Finally getting back on the horse everyone!

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