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The Proper Way To Kill A Man

Canonically, pretty sure the nartverse doesn't have Christmas, so reader gets to have fun introducing such a largely celebrated holiday to some very confused shinobi 🤗

"Here, try one!" Gently taking the man shaped cookie from her hand, he took a small bite of the leg. The flavour of mixed spices was unsurprisingly good, but what Itachi hadn't expected was for her to gasp in shock. He looked at her in confusion, having not the slightest clue as to what faux paux he had achieved. "You're not supposed to eat it's legs first!" She sputtered, her admonishment failing to give explanation. When she realized he didn't understand she elaborated, "If your legs were eaten off, it would be torture, so you have to do the right thing and eat the head first. Mercy kill, as a sign of respect for the cookie," she huffed, looking pointedly at both him and the cookie. 

Looking down at the baked man now missing a leg, as odd as it was, he felt sorry for the thing. "Oh." Deciding to right his wrong and end the poor cookie's misery, he quickly bit the head of the cookie off. As he chewed, he looked back at her to confirm that he had taken the correct action. It seemed he had, if her approving nod was enough to go by.

It only took another moment until her stern façade broke into giggles. "I really appreciate that you're willing to give Mr.Gingerbread some respect, you're a good man, Itachi." 

Swallowing his mouthful, he gave a gentle smile. "Everyone deserves a form of dignity and mercy in death," he spoke, "especially if their death is a sacrifice to fill a sugar craving."

God Kin Weddings

All week on Discord, I’ve just been talking about Lucette and her God Kin wedding and trying to figure out what that actually entails. I actually had to make notes for this. Gonna put this under a read more because it gets long.

So to start off, my idea of Anor Londo fashion is that the God Kin wear these large halo crown headdresses.

Like this: 

 Women and children always wear them during events (balls, weddings, feasts, celebrations, festivals, etc.). Men can wear them too but most usually decide not to unless it’s an extremely important event. Children wear smaller, more simple versions of it.

For a wedding, the bride will wear an extremely large and extravagant versions, with gems and filigree designs all over it. Always custom made to the bride’s choices of design. These versions are always the largest and are pretty heavy. Unlike with the other versions where they would wear any hairstyle and be fine, for these, the bride’s hair must absolutely be in a braided bun, both in front and behind the crown to support the weight and prevent it from falling off when the bride moves her head.

Whether the veil is attached to it or to a secondary crown is up to the bride.

I like the idea of the wedding starting early early morning before the sun comes up. The bridesmaids would walk in carrying small handheld brazier bowls lit with a candle, metaphorically lighting the bride’s way to the altar.

Then right when the sun starts to rise, the bride comes in. The sun will be risen enough to make all the gold on the bride sparkle and glow and dazzle but still slightly dark enough that the glow of the glowing flowers can still be seen and light up the bride.

She would be walked in by her father, Artorias, who will also physically join the couple’s hands together before stepping away. Yes, he cries the entire time.

Princess Gwynevere would officiate the marriage.

Another cool idea that I like (not from me) is instead of holding flowers, the brides hold their family’s crest on a silk cape thing. When they reach altar, they give it to their husband as a show of him accepting and being welcomed into the family.

Also, note: Here, I don’t do the “wife goes into the husband’s family” thing. Instead, I base it off of rank. The lower ranked person goes into the family of the higher ranked. If it is the husband, he will give the cape of his family’s crest to her. If wife, reversed. Kinda like Game of Thrones.

So in this instance, Koray (Lucette’s husband in this verse) will be given the silk cape from Lucette. Once the ceremony is over, he will wrap himself in it and will walk out wearing it. He has to keep it on for the rest of the day, even at the reception and feast.

That’s all I got for now but when I think of more, I’ll update this.

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Read your post to that anon where you say "US! Pap" and my brain in its just awoken state goes "Ah yes, United States Pap. The American Papyrus." and for a solid like minute I thought this was what you meant, before it clicked. .... I need to go back to bed, it's too early for me.

*eagle screech*

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Hello there everyone!! I’m super happy to announce that we’re doing a Beakley Appreciation Week from Sunday the 9th of February to Saturday the 15th! Prompts have already been worked out, and there will be a total of two prompts each day as a rough guide to give you some ideas! (If you don’t want to follow them you don’t have to! They’re just a guide to help out =D!)

Any announcements for this week and questions will be posted and answered on this blog, as well as all the lovely fanworks that’ll be made! 

I’m super excited for this week to come and for us to give some love to our favourite secret agent, and I can’t wait to share the prompts with you all!

Stay tuned guys!!

if u think im cute u legally have to tell me

if youre my mutual you have to stay alive and stay safe and take care of yourself. no exceptions idc

THE [Soul-crushing] POWER OF [[NEO]]!!!!

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I like Mayhem and IB. I play the others just for their seasonal challenge and then dip for the rest of the season. IB I keep up with to gild my Iron Lady title each season and I like some of the game modes (especially objective based ones cause Im bad at pvp). And mayhem is just a lot of fun to spam abilities lol

After seeing some mixed opinions on pvp I thought that it would be an interesting poll. Open for a week for better results.

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the notion has been second, it legally has to happen now.

Every time I see 1776 Thomas Jefferson, I think of Thomas O’Malley from the Aristocats