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Have you guys met Deme's owner yet?

Murder: yeah, we named them patience after their soul trait, pretty busy people, they’re not going to be here when the questions are available to be asked to deme, flames and void in 20 minutes. 

Killer: they obviously care more about supporting themselves and their bitties more than our hobo does, so i guess props to them for that.

Hi guys! *Gives the bitties a string of popcorn for the tree* What do you guys think of the other bitties? Tori, Horror, Killer, and Nightmare? (P.S. Void, you're my favorite character.)

*Toriel, Murder, Horror, Killer and Nightmare take the string of popcorn and march to the tree, Murder taking Toriel with his magic and lifting her up, carefully winding her around the tree as she holds the popcorn string to help her drape it as Horror noms on some of the popcorn as Void shyly hides his head in his hands, squeaking out a small thank you as he blushes, very flattered* 

Void: What do we think of them? Well Toriel is a very nice bitty… She makes very wonderful pies and she likes hearing me talk about my work… Murder, he really needs to say something to her, I keep trying to push them together but he is very stubborn, but he will wear down some day, I just have to keep pushing.

Horror…. I actually really like him, he treats Deme in a way I feel she deserves, unabashed and unreserved… Added with the fact he saved Flames during the Thanksgiving fiasco. Because of that thing Killer and Nightmare really… Scare me. 

Flames: …………………………… Toriel is fun to bake with, Murder and Nightmare are fun to play cards with………………….. Horror is like a brother to Void and I. As for Killer…………………. Unless things are cleared up between us I am not that fond of him…………………. But I guess with good reason I might trust him and Nightmare again…………………… they are surrounded by good bitties, maybe there is something I am missing there.

Deme: Toriel is the best female friend I have ever had, we tell jokes and we have fun times stitching and knitting things together for the boys, I make no regrets accepting her and her family into my garden, even if there are things that happened after that that I regret. 

Murder is a sweetheart to her and is quite gentlemanly to me despite his eyes… Those are the eyes of someone who rarely ever sleeps and has seen a lot, even if those things might just be things inside his mind. 

Nightmare and Killer… I am not on fond terms with. Attempts on someone’s life are not a good joke in general, but you put that in the context of someone like my brother Flames and you have certainly gone too far! 

*She seems to be getting quite riled up over it* 

They are surrounded by good bitties and Nightmare may even be one too, but Nightmare didn’t even try to stop Killer, and Killer attacking Flames with water of all things! He has never even apologized, but I know if he did it would never be sincere because he does not care, and-!

*Flames puts a hand on Deme’s shoulder and she stiffens before calming, taking a few deep breaths, thinking of the only other bitty that she did not talk about and absolutely melts, negativity fluttering out the window* 

Horror… Well we’re courting, so that must count for something, right? When I met him he was covered in blood, starving from his owner and having to kill things to sate his hunger… But I took that pain away for him. This place has become his sanctuary and my family has accepted him into our fold. Exchanging food puns with him, talking about the mindless things together, and important things… When it came to courting he dropped the customs he thought was acceptable before, and took my own to try and give me what he thought was right for me. 

But I didn’t want what was right for me. I wanted him. So I took his courting rituals and have been using them against him to get to his heart. 

*She then wraps her arm around Void* 

And you can thank him for that, he’s such a wonderful matchmaker and wingman!

*Void hides his face in his hands again, very flustered as the other bitties finish putting up the slight munched on popcorn string*

wait have any of you been introduced to memes before or if so which meme is your favorite? :o *gives a heart ornament* I don't celebrate Christmas myself though did murder stop making tea kettle noises? ((pft kinda found that adorable, to be honest, and funny at the same time def didn't expect somebody to put a mistletoe over those two ))

*Killer reaches for the heart ornament with pretty obvious ill intent, but Horror snatches that up* 

Horror: no thank you!

Nightmare: you seriously overestimate our owner’s capacity for entertainment, the answer is no, we have not really seen them before even if we have heard of them, it’s pretty impossible to miss in today’s world. 

Void: And that’s not much a surprise. Even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, thank you for being here and sharing ornaments with us for Christmas. And no, he hasn’t yet, but I don’t think anyone expected that

*Void grins in delight while Murder shoots him an intense glare over his shoulder, keeping the hood pulled over him, absolutely no one having been expecting that as the heart ornament is hung up safely thanks to Horror*

*Gives Killer party poppers and eggs full of confetti*

Killer: oh hell yeah. 

*He then takes the eggs and with a little help with his magic, throws one at everyone in the room, Murder shattering the egg with a bone before it touched him so confetti spilled over him, Horror screaming when Killer scored the egg right into the gash in his head, shattering it inside and causing confetti to spill out of his sockets and teeth. 

Nightmare and Deme caught theirs, Deme throwing it back at him and beaning Killer in the chest, covering him in the confetti while Nightmare surrounded his in magic and cracked it over the tree, decorating it more as Flames launched himself and snatched the eggs headed for him and Void out of the air, adding it with Nightmare’s as the last one smashed at Toriel’s front, but she merely smiled* 

Toriel: It’s nice to see Killer having fun. 

*Killer then took the poppers to use when everyone wasn’t on guard, he really likes the gifts*

Are you guys gonna watch any horror movies? My family always watches scary movies on the holidays ^^

*Nightmare and Killer look to Deme and Flames with wide eyes in pleading* 

Deme: I don’t know…

Toriel: Please Deme? Murder and Horror can watch it with them. 

*The ethereal bitty sighs* 

Deme: Alright, just after bedtime, Void gets really scared by Horror movies and they are not to my taste either. 

Flames, would wish to join them? 

*Flames shrugs before giving a thumbs up and it seems to be in agreement that there will be horror movie watching after hours*

Time to sing Christmas Carols~

*Deme and Toriel gasp, eyes sparkling while a certain someone else perks up too* 

Deme and Toriel: You’re right! 

*Both females happily sparkle as they try out a few tunes with the others looking to them* 

Joy to the world-

Killer: that owner’s dead! 

I killed them in their bed!

*Both of them stop and everyone stares at Killer as he merely grins and winks, Deme and Toriel switching tactics* 

Both: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Falalalalalalala! 

Tis the season to be- 

Killer: Folly, Falalalalalalalala, 

Bring your fists into a knife fight, Falalalalalalalala!

*Murder face palms as Killer tries to wreck every song the girls sing, hitting a snag when they hit Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer, so they got to sing that to the end at the very end without Killer interrupting though he tried to think of something the whole time, he was drawing a blank*

*Gives the bitties some frosting, sprinkles, candy, and gingerbread* Who can make the best gingerbread house?

*All the bitties split into groups which were forced to be mixed so that Nightmare and Killer actually participated. 

The teams are: Nightmare and Toriel, Killer and Murder, Flames and Horror, and last but not least Deme and Void. 

The battle starts and the bitties start building and frosting. 

Nightmare and Toriel put forth a valiant effort, though instead of frosting Nightmare used his goop to make the gringerbread house stick together when the frosting got too frustrating, Toriel giving the house homey little touches to make it look like a cozy place, Nightmare carelessly tossing sprinkles on it to give it some color as in the end it looked like a witch’s house poorly disguised to look like a delicious gingerbread home because of the unsettling black tar holding it together. 

Killer did not want to do this, until Murder allowed Killer to have half of the house to frost whatever he wanted on it, to which he frosted on a huge bloody massacre on it, and by the end of it Deme’s owner had to get them more red food coloring from their own kitchen because the bitty kitchen was lacking now. Murder himself used a lot of red and green frosting a child with red eyes being dead and a floating Papyrus head with a scarf and gloves harmlessly waving to whoever looked into the gingerbread home.

Flames and Horror deck out everything with the candy, making the most appetizing-looking home as they shingle the roof with Hershey’s tiles, lining the home’s borders in kisses and the walk-way with gum drops, painting the walkway with frosting and tiling the pathway with sprinkles, Flames using his abilities to melt candy canes, taking two of them and creating a small Charlie Brown Christmas tree entirely out of peppermint with small pitiful branches and at the end is a red M&M substituting as the ornament that caused the little tree to bend, there being plenty more done to it, but that was just the start, by the end it was a candy wonderland that could give cavities to anyone. 

Deme and Void create a very cozy home with spun sugar windows lined with red licorice frosted to beauty with fragments of the insides of butterfingers making a sheer pathway. Not only was it cute and cozy with a lot of green in it, but Void actually went and wired the house to turn the lights on and off with the roof edges being lined in tiny little Christmas lights that blinked on and off after flicking it on. 

Everyone obviously put forth their best effort*

oh wait i forget to give this! *gives candycanes* ah yeah true though my birthday was yesterday xp so i celebrate that instead christmas i suppose. kinda been munching on a candycane myself actually.

Everyone minus Killer: Happy Belated Birthday!

*Killer tries reaching for a candycane but his hand hits a barrier from Deme who knows candycanes could be shattered to sharp points and refuses to let killer have one* 

Toriel: Understandable, I hope you enjoyed it though!

*She beams to you as All bitties with the exception of Killer are happily eating their candycanes with crunches filling the air*

All I Want For Christmas is You

Pairing:Bitty Murder!Sans/Bitty Classic!Toriel 

Rated: T

Warning: That it’s a songfic, and it’s a Crack version of Soriel.

Specifically with this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQrN9ba8qEM 

(This oneshot is not part of the main fic they belong to, So if you’re still here, Enjoy!)

Murder found himself standing on a small stage, the stage that had been created for the wrecked Christmas Party, facing the microphone as it looked over an empty room. 

He was alone. 

Utterly Alone.

Murder looked around, feeling a sick feeling churning in his gut. 

“ BROTHER.”

He jolted and looked to see his brother Papyrus by the microphone, a specter of a skull clad in a scarf and gloves as his gloves touched the stand holding the microphone, the sick feeling of being alone vanishing even if he felt something in his skull fracturing, he ignored it, pulling his left hand out of his pocket, keeping the other one rooted as he grinned.

“ hey bro, i haven’t seen you around, you’ve been real... distal lately.” He teased as he wagged his distal phalange as if to scold his brother for not coming around, specter Papyrus merely rolling his glowing red eyes.

“ THAT MAY BE, BUT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ALONE WHILE I HAVE BEEN GONE, YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO ROMANCE TORIEL!” 

Murder nearly choked as he pulled his hood further over his head, “ that’s idiotic!” 

“ SANS, PLEASE, I AM NOT STUPID. SO I WENT TO BRUSH OF MY DATING MANUAL AND YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THIS ALL WRONG!” 

Murder groaned softly and shook his head, “ c’mon bro...” 

“ NO SANS, IT STATES CLEARLY THAT YOU HAVE TO DO A BIG ROMANTIC GESTURE TO LET HER KNOW YOUR FEELINGS ARE TRUE, AND WE ARE HERE AREN’T WE?” 

“ but she’s not here bro-” 

“ DETAILS DETAILS! YOU MUST PRACTICE FIRST ANYWAYS BEFORE YOU TRY TO DO THE GESTURE, AS YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FINELY TUNED SKILLS SOMEONE SUCH AS THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOES TO PULL IT OFF FIRST TRY!” 

“ heh, you got me bro, i could never be as cool as you.” Murder chuckled before he found himself being shoved forward to the microphone, stumbling before he grabbed the stand, looking back at Papyrus with wide eyes before to the empty room. 

It was just the two of them. 

He would be fine. 

He faced the microphone before the empty room, starting to sing lowly, 

“ I don’t want a lot for Christmas, 

There is just one thing I need-” 

Murder froze when he heard the piano on stage being played, looking over his shoulder and seeing Nightmare was there, feeling his blue and red magic flare, but Papyrus merely gave him an annoyed look and motioned for him to continue singing as he watched Horror appear behind the drums and Killer appear with a wreath of bells to shake. 

He immediately turned from them, flushing a deep purple as he continued to sing as Papyrus urged him, 

“- I don’t care about the Presents, 

Underneath the Christmas Tree... 

I just want you for my Own, 

More than you could ever know... 

Make my wish Come True, 

All I want for Christmas...”

The piano seemed to stop for him, there being a small and tense silence as the players readied behind him, 

“ Is... You!”

He howled into the microphone as the music from the other three blasted with the release of the last word, absolutely filling the room with music as his eyelights lit like a fire under his hood, 

“ Oh Baby! 

I won’t ask for much this Christmas,

I won’t even wish for snow-!”

“ And I~” Nightmare and Horror sang along as Killer merely shook the bells to create continual noise, Murder noticing slakes starting to drift down on them as if for dramatic affect. 

“ I just wanna keep on waiting, 

Underneath the Mistletoe! 

I won’t make a list and send it- 

To the North Pole for the Saint Nick...” 

“ And I~” 

“ I won’t even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click,

I just want you here tonight, 

Holding onto me so tight, 

What more can I do? 

All I want for Christmas is you...” He started booming on the last sentence before hushing on the last word, his eyelights disappearing as Horror stopped and Nightmare continued to play, but this time softly,

“ None of the lists are shining brightly anywhere... 

And the sound of Children’s crying fills the air... 

And no one is singing... 

I don’t hear sleigh bells ringing-” 

He gripped the stand tighter than ever and screamed into the mic as the music raised behind him, 

“ Santa won’t you bring me the one I really need?! 

Won’t you please bring my baby to me!”

The music then boomed as Murder noticed movement in the doorway, feeling another shift inside himself as he watched the movement with his returned and bright eyelights.

“ I don’t want a lot for Christmas! 

This is all I’m askin’ for! 

I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door!” 

He saw it was Toriel and directed all of himself to her, 

“ I just want you for my own! 

More than you could ever know! 

All I want for Christmas...” 

He ceased for only a moment with the music as all three of his fellow adoptees in the background seemed to know exactly what to do for this song, somehow as Tori approached, her eyes fixed on him.

“ Is... You!!” 

“ All I want for Christmas is you baby!” Chanted Horror and Nightmare in the Background before he joined them for the last one, the music ceasing as Murder stood there, panting even though he had no lungs to be winded with, knowing it was because her eyes were on him rather than any real effort. 

He heard his brother give a small cackle and he was shoved off the stage, stumbling before falling into her arms and she held him bridal style to her, his whole skull turning purple. 

“ Murder... Why didn’t you tell me?” She whispered with wide eyes. 

“ uh... too much work?” He offered up weakly, not knowing what to say before she pressed a warm kiss to his skull, him feeling his soul nearly screaming in his chest to kiss her back, her forehead pushing against his.

“ Merry Christmas Murder.” 

“ merry christmas tori.” he muttered. 

“ I’m glad you enjoyed the gift, I doubt you’ll ever get it again.” 

“ huh?” 

GASP!

Murder sat up gasping for air as he panted in his bed of a sunflower, looking to the sunlight streaming through the window as he then let out a string of cuss words for a certain Nightmare Bitty on Christmas Morning.

What's your owner's name?

Nightmare: hobo? 

Killer: needless waste of space? 

Murder: emotional abuser? 

Horror: f*er that needs to learn what starvation is like? 

Toriel: Owner? 

Hi bitties! You guys are awesome!

*Almost all the bitties buzz at being addressed directly by someone they recognize as Murder starts with a grin*

Murder: heh, thanks kid. 

*Toriel giggles and waves*

Toriel: You are awesome too! 

Horror: nice to see ya around here.

*Killer and Nightmare merely lounge with grins*

Killer and Nightmare: yeah, we are pretty awesome

Why don't you tell someone that the owner is horrible? Aren't there laws protecting bitties?

*The bitties enter their room after having bid goodbye to Deme, Flames and Void* 

Murder: this may surprise you, but bitties are a pretty new species, and it was only within the past decade we have been seeing any real regulations on us. 

Nightmare: before you were allowed to do anything but kill bitties, which allowed horrific experimentation on bitties, which is how it was found that Classic bitties could change into alternates. 

Killer: along with stuff like how long on average it takes for a bitty to drown, who is more mentally strong than others when it comes to manipulation, who is more dependent on others and what happens to them when they are taken out of the ring of social circles, what would happen if the bitties are forced in a cage with a bitty in heat and what children would be derived from it…

Horror: lots of stuff, and while the laws have risen as well as the human’s protectiveness on us, there is still plenty who would turn a blind eye on us because ‘they’re monsters, they can handle it’, so we would need proof. 

Toriel: We’re hopefully getting help for that soon with Stellini.

Stellini was once a bitty in a lab himself and he has been a strong advocator in bitty rights ever since, him and his group have been basically the mascots on the cruelty of labs since they escaped and told the public about it. 

Will Killer and Nightmare find romances in your story?

Dotchi: While Nightmare is an iffy subject, Killer is straight up aromantic, is not interested in romance and never will be, which I think is pretty much a given seeing as how limited he is in caring about anything, not to say that aromantic people don’t care about things, he just isn’t interested. 

What are the courting rituals for Killer bitties?

Dotchi: There are not really any courting rituals for Killer Bitties, all Killers are Aromantic because they either don’t have the emotional complexity for deep emotions such as love, or they just don’t want it. 

Reformed Killers would be your best bet, and even then they usually don’t care for sexual and romantic things, preferring deep friendships and things of that nature, but of the very few documented cases of a reformed Killer courting, they usually bring the dust or organs of their desired one’s enemies, and if accepted they immediately soul bond with the person, if rejected then they merely move on with their lives, not that big of a deal to them.

What's the bitties favorite memories?

Murder: the first time i made tori laugh.

Toriel: When I woke up one night from a horrid nightmare and Murder was there to comfort me while I was upset, and I have no specific favorite from my time in the adoption center, those are all warm memories.

Horror: meetin’ deme for the first time. it opened up everything for me, and other than that would probably be bedtime story memories i had with my bro Teeth.

Nightmare: a favorite memory? 

*Nightmare blinks, bewildered* 

i guess my first day alive being with my brother and learning about the world. 

Killer: my first kill, that was definitely a rush. 

What's the bitties favorite foods?

Horror: well I already answered so you guys go ahead. 

Nightmare: my favorite food is noodles. 

Murder: chips and hot dogs. 

Toriel: Well usually people would think Snail Pie because I am a Toriel bitty, but I actually find myself more enamored with Stellini’s Starry Pasta, he was much better than any other Papyrus bitty I have encountered thus far! 

Killer: candy. i want lollipops.

If the bitties were able to go anywhere, where would it be?

Murder: anywhere other than here. 

Toriel: That’s a really tough question… Hmm… 

*Toriel stared to the ground blankly while trying to think of one, finally looking up with a smile*

I think maybe Ebott City, that would be fun!

Horror: deme’s house permanently.

*Nightmare and Killer looked to him with a ‘Really?’ look* 

i regret nothing. 

Nightmare: killer and i agree with murder, almost anywhere could be better than here. 

What presents would the bitties enjoy?

Killer: something sharp like a glass shard or a bitty dagger, some candy might be appreciated though.  

Toriel: Anything that you put your thought into is cherished by me, though maybe some bitty playing cards or yarn or fabric so I can keep contributing? 

Murder: more drawing materials, i’m runnin’ out of pencil and i’ve been outta red anything for a while, which makes it hard to draw blood and my brother. 

Nightmare: nightmare fuel, or… you know, tori’s right, anything that shows you care at all. 

Horror: food, food, some clothes and more food, no joke. 

To new killer now that you are able to feel things... if you were wanting to keep some emotions what would they be?

*The veil of plot has been briefly lifted to reveal a New Killer. However New Killer still has not spent much time with Color yet, so he is still barely functioning with the new emotions overwhelming him for everyone he has ever met and with everything he has ever done* 

New Killer: i… i don’t know there is so much swarming inside me right now, i just- I just want it to stop! someone make it stop! 

*He hugs his knees and buries his face into them as Killer winces* 

Killer: see this is why i don’t f*ing like colors.

i kinda have too many cookies around where i live now does any of the bitties want some? (( i baked way too many earlier and there's like at least three bags of cookies in the living room and one bag near me with three cookies left in em. thank goodness cookies don't expire o-o because i'd probs will eat the ones near me later. XD i somewhat regret it but don't at the same time ))

Killer: we will take them all.

*The two kings of Sugar, Horror and Killer, are on the scene first, both wanting a whole bag from you, the other three following at a moderate pace waving to you in warm greeting* 

Horror: you can never have too many cookies in my experience, for once i agree with killer, we will take them from you. 

*Toriel tapped Horror on the head, making him look back at her* 

Toriel: What’s the magic word boys?

*Horror sighs and looks back to you as the two of them speak at the same time* 

Horror: please? 

Killer: abracadabra?