Steve Oster [producer Of DS9] - About 4.06 - Rejoined

Steve Oster [producer of DS9] - about 4.06 - Rejoined

I think about him a lot

I should make Kaladin the paladin in baldurs gate 3

And shallan. And vin. Who else

(Not Cosmere but I started a gilear faeth run and it’s so funny)

@bookoramaenderteeth we stan Jon Allman in this house

bg3 classes ranked by how funny making them into a mindflayer is

12. wizard. that’s just a regular mindflayer 0/10

11. rogue. you sneak around and you can eat brains stealthily. that’s just the emperor

10. warlock. i heard you like tentacles so i made a tentacle monster that gets magic from a tentacle monster so you can have tentacles while you tentacles.

9. sorcerer. imagine a mindflayer staring you down and going to cast telekinesis at you and it fireballs itself.

8. fighter. yeah i have a bunch of magic but have you considered a sword.

7. barbarian. beats fighter largely for the inherent comedy of an extremely buff mindflayer.

6. ranger. imagine you’re walking through the woods and you get actual cannibal shia labeouf’d by a brain-eating tentacle monster. and then its wolf companion eats the leftovers.

5. paladin. funniest if you’re a paladin of some nice god. what’s up i’m here to save you from the gnolls. yes i’m a brain-eating monster. it’s fine.

4. druid. hideous aberration, friend to the animals. oh that tiger is a druid okay they’ll turn back into a person now WHAT THE FUCK-

3. cleric. hey god it’s me, your boy. yeah i have some questions. why did you allow this.

2. bard. mindflayer tootling away on the flute. enough said.

(actually not enough said. rolled a 34 on deception and now everyone thinks you’re just wearing a weird fursuit)

1. monk. “oh no a mindflayer! it’s going to use its mind powers to paralyze us and drag us in to eat our brains!” mindflayer drops into a racing start stance and just fucking Sprints at you. fucking hilarious.

Sarevok Anchev and his trusty blood soaked sheep heading into battle.