Hoid - Tumblr Posts
Tasteless Hoid wearing a t-shirt that says "I survived the shattering of Adonalsium and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
I am a fucking artist.
@girlgeniusevents Day Three: Jagerkin & Crossover
wayne just has absolute jäger energy.
in the middle of a fight he stops to shop clothes off the guy he defeated
he believes in hats
his relationship with hats is unmatchable
book 1 plot is he loses his hat and tries to get it back
he's undyingly loyal
eager for a fight
knows how to start a bar fight
brawler in an age where there's shooty things
thinks getting shot at is a form of affection
absolutely would go up to someone and say "nize hat" (and eat it off their head)
inspired by one of my favorite panels of girl genius.
oh, and if they weren't stick figures, wax would be pulling him back by his suspenders.
I got my friend to start reading TWOK and they are already simping for wit. Hehehehe. It has begun.
Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard
“Antidepressants? Pfft- Just get a worm on a string!” -Shallan
“This family is a nightmare! Who’s even related to who?!” -Dalinar AKA DADinar
“Where are they? Dead, probably. Unless the knife stab hasn't’ gotten to them yet. Then they’re just dying.” -Jasnah
“Any party size packet of Oreos is a personal one if you’re an introvert.” -Renarin
“I can walk faster than you can run! I’m gay!” -Drehy
“Gender? What’s that? I haven’t had one in years.” -Wit
“Chicken patties, chicken breasts, chicken wings- IS THERE ANY FOOD HERE OTHER THAN CHICKEN?!” -And worldhopper @ Roshar
“It tastes like depression. In a muffin. It’s a depression muffin!” -Kaladin
“Do you only exist when I’m looking at you, or do you actually disappear from existence the second I look away?” -The whole fandom @ Hoid
Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard Round 2
“I used to steal crackers from the counter. I’d be like crunch, crunch, crunch, swallow. NO ONE KNOWS!” -Lift
“I could be a watering can! You don’t know!” -Basically any Lightweaver
“The rules specifically state I win because storm you.” -Wit
“I have a problem. And no, it’s not one you can solve with a dead body. Put down the shovel.” -Vasher
“I’ve seen my fair share of pricks, but you, sir, are the whole cactus.” -Anyone @ Wit
“Nice name, did your mom pick it out for you or something?” -Wit/Hoid/Cephandrius/Some random beggar/Whoever
“Are you a bow? Because I must be an arrow (Aro)! As in, I don’t feel attraction to you.” -Jasnah @ Amaram
“Welcome to PE! As in, Physical Excruciation Hour!” -Dalinar
“Short, caffeinated, and ready to murder.” -Vin
“High, bi, and ready to die.” -Kaladin
“It is a law, universally acknowledged, that if a jar of salsa is at the table and you sit in front of it, you are now the master of the salsa and anyone who takes some is therefore encroaching upon your territory.” -Hoid
He could have gone anywhere in the universe. But he chose walmart…
My friend was running errands this morning and found this:
Where in the Cosmere is Hoid?
Walmart, apparently.
I mean... he’s Hoid
wait why the fuck was Hoid drinking cologne?
I should make Kaladin the paladin in baldurs gate 3
And shallan. And vin. Who else
(Not Cosmere but I started a gilear faeth run and it’s so funny)
Sometimes a family is a mom, a dad, their kids and the kid's spouses
Sometimes a family is a dad, the dad's god-like personal half spirit, his wife who is his kid's aunt, the wife's personal god-like half spirit, her daughter who is also the dad's neice, the daughter's personal half spirit, the daughter's immortal jester, the dad's eldest child, the eldest child's half-catatonic/dead but not really sword half spirit, his wife, her alter, her half-catatonic/dead but not really personal half spirit, her alive personal half spirit, the dad's younger child, his odd personal half spirit, his non-human boyfriend, the boyfriend's odd personal half spirit, and kaladin
Aaaaaand while were on the subject, the greatest snarky worldhopper HOIDDD
Well, its not gonna be me, even when I finally do live up to my name.
All things aside, considering the sixth of the dusk sequel preview we got, I'm prone to say something new. Something we haven't seen before. Something that just pulls all the sides apart and it's just a big mess.
I feel like, though, there is a big bad that'll be around. It might be Odium, but considering stormlight, I don't think he'd still have the fused, after 10 books. Considering Kelsier, maybe, but I don't think he'd end up a bona fide big bad, just a meddler. Maybe a villain, definitely and antagonist, but I doubt the big bad.
We already have so many factions and I feel like we're just gonna keep adding onto that, especially as different groups leave planets in different ways, having different groups from different cultures on planets as well as different groups from the same culture on a planet to groups that are unified and from multiple planets.
I do think Kelsier is gonna last longer than Odium though. Hopefully I get the chance to punch him again.
a little bit of cosmere,, because i can! plus my dnd character because idk its genre similar i guess
Hoid is literally the bard of a DnD party that got in way over their heads and killed God. And now he is stuck trying to clean up the mess
personally, I think Hoid is the actual main character of the Cosmere. we just don’t know it yet