Has Blitz Made Any Office Toys Of Stolas? You Know, These Things?

Has Blitzø made any office toys of Stolas? You know, these things?

He absolutely has. For a while there, he actually had one made out of Stolas's feathers before it occurred to him that he probably shouldn't just have those lying around the office. Not that Stolas can't defend himself, he absolutely can, but if a disgruntled client were to notice them and track his baby down, Blitz would be pretty upset about it. He doesn't know if Goetia feathers can be used against them by just anyone, but if the feathers end up in the hands of someone powerful enough, and skilled enough, to use them as part of their magic? Blitz doesn't want to be the reason something horrible happens to that bird. Not that he's attached, of course. Too much imp to simp, right? Ha.... haaaa..... sorry Blitz, we know you're full of shit.

Unfortunately, his office toys don't tend to last long. Whether he's being inappropriate with them or, as happens more often, launching them into epic battles via office-supply trebuchets and catapults that inevitably either go too hard or break apart, it's a tough life for those office toys. They fall apart, or get cannibalized because the actual supplies become needed.

His current Stolas-Toy is made out of dried glue formed into a doll, and covered in pencil shavings.

It is also stuck in the lemon tree.

The tree is semi-sentient and slightly pissed at Blitz right now, so he's not going in there to get the toy out. If the tree is that determined to keep Stolas-Toy, it can have him. Totally not anything to do with Blitz being in denial about his feelings for Stolas or his hurt or anything like that, he is absolutely not using this as a convenient excuse to just deal with things. He definitely didn't launch the toy into the tree on purpose. Why would you... even suggest... is it getting hot in here...?

He also has a Lucifer-Toy and an Andrealphus. The latter is made out of a tissue and some rubber bands, while Lucifer was painstakingly carved from a bunch of chalk that Blitz glued together. Lucifer, of course, is shaped like a duck.

If Blitz loves you? He loves you. I think this might be one of the most Blitz songs I know.

“I want you to stay with me, because you want to. Only if you want to”

also a version with strings:

OG:

Everybody raving about the “I didn’t realize you think sow low of me” while I’m still obsessing abt this

edit: forgot to add the second ver. so adding it in now

[I have to tag @toranoya in on this dash commentary, because their Peter is absolutely amazing, like??? he reduced Blitz to tears in seconds in the most warm, uplifting way]

"I thought I knew what angels were like, about and shit. They're a bunch of highbrow assholes who just like to look down on people and shit. Show up in Hell, kill off your Sinner friends, fuck everything up. And then I met Peter and.... uuuuughhhh." Blitz waved both hands emphatically at the sky. "He's so fucking good and kind and it fucks me up and I want him to have good shit--like blowjobs and cuddles and shit."

@doublejango said:

Blitz just flings himself down with an arm over his forehead. "Fuck me dead, right? He's so fucking CUTE! And he's got that voice, and he's so NICE! Like??"

"How can so much ADORABLE be stuffed into one being?" she sighs and looks at Blitz with a smitten smile. "I would let him do unchaste things to me."

Aside from Diamine Writer's Blood, are there any other inks you would recommend for the more financially-challenged among us?

(I'm still researching this myself but I don't want to buy one the inks meant for dip pens that'll clog up the whole mechanism of my pen.) OH AND ALSO! What kind of fountain pen do you use?

Oh man I am very financially challenged, I feel you. I've just found that it's honestly so much cheaper for me personally to buy a bottle of ink once a year than to buy all of the disposable pens I needed before. Writer's Blood is a gorgeous one, and the reason I like it so much is that it's a very "wet" ink. It flows really well in even the cheapest pens, whiiiiich are what I use. Well, there are probably cheaper, but it's not bad. I got a Jinhao x450 like... four years ago, maybe? Maybe five now? And it's still going strong. I kind of like my Jinhao 82 more, just because it's so damn pretty and writes a little better, but they were still both super cheap, less than ten dollars each with shipping factored in. Maybe I just got lucky with a few really good cheap pens, but I love them. They both wrote nicely when I got them, but I ended up deciding to loosen the tines on the 82, and eventually put a new nib entirely into the x450 because while I liked the old one, I didn't love it. I kind of love that pens can be customized like that though. BUT! Jfc I am rambly today, I'm sorry.

Another really wet ink I like, and that I will probably get once my Writer's Blood runs out, is Platinum Carbon Black. It writes like an absolute dream--but a word of warning, it is hard to clean entirely out of a pen, as it basically leaves soot behind. That being said, I am a terrible pen owner and never clean in between inkings until I switch to a new kind of ink, so I'll go an entire year using just one color. PCB is usually about $12-$14 on Amazon, and I think I got Writer's Blood for like $9 on there? But it was on sale. I ALMOST FORGOT: Writer's Blood is NOT water resistant. If your notebook gets wet, you may lose everything. PCB is almost waterproof.

There are much cheaper inks you can get. I tried the Pelikan 4001 series and used each bottle up, but will never get them again. They're way too dry for me, but if you like dry inks or have a firehose of a pen, they can be fantastic. They also worked really well on crappy paper, but I felt like the flow was just... bad. Personal preference though! If you already have a pen though and can swing it, just try a handful of inks. You can get ink samples from pen retailers (although that's not super cheap lbr), or if there's a pen club near you, there will almost always be someone happy to give you samples of whatever inks they have. Finding the right ink for your pen can make all the difference in how useful the pen is for you, how long the ink lasts, all of that.

WOW I am sorry this has been way too much rambling about pens for a blog about gay demon shenanigans! Thank you for not disowning me!

Blitz read the texts a few times, feeling a strange sense of release. Not relief, that would be too positive, and these messages brought a sense of dread with them. Subtle, but it was there. No, release was the word, he decided, because Moxxie had just taken off the soft gloves he usually handled Blitz with. Moxxie wasn't playing any part, wasn't putting on an act; this, the clarity of thought, the analysis, this was the real Moxxie.

The tactician.

They weren't playing pretend anymore, and it felt oddly freeing--like pulling a bulletproof vest off before diving into a new fight. Blitz started to answer... but then his phone rang.

It was over an hour before he finally replied to Moxxie.

>>I do. And we talked. Things got worse. >>There was some kind of attack on them. It was exactly what you said would happen. >>Paimon sent a hit squad, took out a bunch of protestors. >>You're right. When the time comes to really do this? We do it quiet. Underground. We get the pieces in place. We don't let them know the next move, or even that there's a movement at all. >>btw Moxxie. Nice to meet you <3

Maybe that last was a little tongue in cheek, Blitz reflected, but if Moxxie wasn't going to play? Neither was he. Blitz could be a buffoon, could absolutely be an idiot, but now wasn't the time. Even if this was just a quiet conversation, even if nothing else ever came of it, it was serious. It wasn't just their lives they were talking about, the lives of everyone either of them had ever fucking cared about.

If Moxxie was going to show his heart of steel, Blitz was going to remember how to stand tall--and how to look death in the fucking eyes and smile.

After reading the revolution poster (via @helluvaoutlaw) texted to him by Blitzo ( @doublejango ), Sonny sat and thought. When he texted Blitzo back, it was the same way he would talk to an equal in business as a crime boss. He thought he owed Blitzo that. He was smart, he probably put together by now that Moxxie could be calculated on his other job he needed to be. None of that 'I don't think, sir' and 'maybe not' meekness. He looked at this plan and went over it in his head and delivered his honest opinion on it.

[Text] it is nice to see others echo our sentiments. I'd be tempted to look in on this. However

[Text] This is a bad angle. putting your plans out in the open like that where the birds can see your agenda

[Text] all they have to do is send one blast at us, and we lose 100

[Text] yes, we have numbers over them but to make that work we need discretion. and patience.

[Text] announcing it on a megaphone like this person is doing is asking for unwanted attention

[Text] a secret call to action takes longer but it's worth it when your enemy can't hear it. this sounds doomed, sad to say.

[Text] do you know who made this?