SEXY ASK. You're Clearly Into Angel Dust (ahem, Totally Not Poisonedspider, Ahem). If You Got To Have

SEXY ASK. You're clearly into Angel Dust (ahem, totally not poisonedspider, ahem). If you got to have one night with him, what would you do?

definitely not for @poisonedspider Blitz spins around in his chair, thinking about it.

"Honestly," he says after a moment, with a quiet little snort, "probably either give him emotional whiplash or make him lose all respect for me. Because we'd probably go back to one of our places all like, sexy and giggly and shit, you know? Teasing each other, making out, being playful...

"But look, I know myself. I fuckin'... I really love soft people? So once his clothes come off and he's given permission for me to touch him, all that fuckin' fur? It's a miracle if me an' Stolas can get through a night together without me like, freaking out and rubbing my face all over him, and kicking up and down alongside that lanky motherfucker so I can rub my whole body along his, cause I like the way the feathers feel. So.... yeah that, uh, that's proooobably going to happen to Angel? He looks so soft. I'd probably try to play it all cool at first, like..."

He mimes petting. "Oh, Angel, you're so soft, I like your fur, it's so nice... and..." More petting, more quickly. "I really like your fur... Aaaand then I'd be a lost cause and just have to like, pet all of his fur and rub against him and be a big fuckin' dork, because it's just like, it's, I don't know. A nice fuckin' feeling or something. So we'd go from sexy flirting to that, and then from there...

"Listen, don't ruin my like, cool image or anything here. But I like talking to my partners about what we're actually gonna do before we do it? So I'd ask him. Adult conversations, the uh, stuff of sexy fantasies, right?" Blitz looks down and fiddles with something on his desk, embarrassed. "If he said he's in the mood for some toys, I'd show him what I had in mind so we could pick together what looks good. If he's more in the mood for some romantic vanilla shit... I... can do that, too. Or... I can try. I don't... know how to--anyway.

"I really like topping. Domming. But that's not always somethin' you can just, uh, jump right into with someone, you know? Sometimes it takes a while for people to feel comfortable with offering their trust like that. So I wouldn't push for that.

"If all we get is one night together... guess I'd ask how he wants to get fucked, then spend the whole damn night trying to make sure it's the best he's ever gotten that way. But like, sincere-best. Not exaggerated porny best. I can't compete with that shit, with his job. I just... I'd want to leave him feeling great in the morning, you know? Like somebody.... Christ, fuck. Like he was heard, wanted, and like someone fucking cherished getting to spend that time with him. Being allowed to uh... be. With him. Like...

"You know what, I'm doing a whole lot of rambling here and it's waaaaay off topic for work, I'm just gonna--yep. Look at the time, gotta go!"

What does Blitzo wear to the beach? Is he taking Moxxie and Millie and Stolas?

I stared at this for like a solid minute before remembering there's a beach day event. Bro, Blitz would drag everyone to the beach. Loona, Millie, Moxxie, Fizz, Stolas, Via, Asmodeus... anyone he even remotely likes, if there's going to be a beach day? They're coming.

And he will be awful.

Just like, the most ridiculously enthusiastic about EVERYTHING.

Volleyball? Digging holes? Swimming? Biting sharks back? Sun-bathing? Chasing seagulls? Awesome picnic? Blitz will be all over that shit and just like, unflappably cheerful for as long as remotely possible--and always reminding people to put sunscreen on and hydrate, and that jellyfish are for throwing at friends, not for putting in bread.

EDIT: I forgot to answer what he would wear. Big tropical-pattern swim-trunks and an open shirt that he loses around noon because he took it off for five minutes and forgot about it, but this means he toooootally neeeeds someone (Stolas) to help him out with sunscreen. And that is the point when he realizes he really should've worn budgie-smugglers and has Regrets.

Some Sinday-themed heacanons for Blitz, under the cut:

-Blitz doesn't have any body hair. It's not that he removes it, he just doesn't grow it. He has eyelashes and that's it. Sometimes he envies people with hair, but he also enjoys being smooth, and he knows that it's normal for imps to have really different body types. (He's also got genuinely thick skin that's fairly abrasion-resistant, but that's not necessarily Sinday-y, other than that it's tough to leave marks on him).

-He also does not have nipples, at all. He's got a liiiiittle belly-button you can barely find, but despite being mammal-adjacent (and very hot blooded), he doesn't have nipples. When he talks about being strapped nipple-first to a car battery, he's just saying it that way because the vast majority of mammalian people, including demons, have them and will understand what he means. He just doesn't happen to be one of the people who has them.

-Blitz is not gay; he is Pan. Gender doesn't matter all that much to him when it comes to attraction and sex. What matters to him is that they are fully capable of consent, and how they want him to treat them. He gives a shit about respecting gender identities, including in bed; if someone has a clitoris, for example, and they want him to call it their cock? He will, no hesitation. As far as he's concerned, they have a cock. Period.

-Blitz has custom sexytime gloves. His hands are so muscular and his claws so sharp that he will always use claw-covers in bed, but after having had a finger-only claw-cover slip off once and he hurt a partner? He has fully switched to using silicone gloves with reinforced claw-covers, they just are hard to find in his size so he gets them custom-made. Blitz really likes to use his hands in bed, so if he knows there's a good chance he's going to get with someone, he will always bring his glove.

-Blitz uses his tail a lot during sex, so he will scrub the heck out of it when he showers beforehand, to make sure it's as clean as the rest of him. His spade is firm, but he has excellent control over it; his tail itself is fully as strong as any of his other limbs, and he will use that for fun and games in bed.

-That being said about his tail... his tail is not an erogenous zone, nor are his horns. He is happy to let a partner grab his horns if he trusts them and it'll make them happy, but having his horns stroked or grabbed does nothing for him, same with his tail, even at the base. He deeply dislikes people grabbing his tail and yanking on it; don't do anything to his tail at all, unless he specifically offers to let you, and he will be way more likely to come back for seconds with you.

-But what is an erogenous area for him is the spines on his back. The spines between his shoulders attach in the muscle, they're not attached to bone like his horns are, and he very much enjoys being massaged around them. It's an incredibly intimate experience for Blitz; those spines are a pretty good indicator of how he is feeling about things, and can swell around the base when he is aroused (or ready to fight), and the muscle around them will thicken up and radiate more heat as well. There are a lot of nerves around the base of these spines, so if you want to undo him with foreplay? Specifically play with the spines between his shoulders. (If you mess with the little spines on his head, you can probably put him to sleep purring). The shoulder spines also good for after-sex-affection if he's letting you take care of him, although he'll more likely be trying to take care of you. Massaging very gently around them afterwards, with no expectation of sex to follow, will make him purr.

Yes. Usually no, but he likes to take care of Stolas fully, which means in both of his forms <3 Blitz adores the heck outta both of Stolas's bodies. So whichever his dumb fluffy baby is feeling that day? Absolutely. But, you know, they tooooootally weren't like, a Thing. Not at all. Not at all.... lemme just run off and sob now

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do you think.....

do you think he

do you think

do -

"Nope, no, uh. That you don't," Blitz said, only then realizing he had proposed out loud. Oops. Sometimes, it might be nice to keep those intrusive thoughts to oneself. But hey, the proverbial cat was out of the bag, and it was way too late for takebacks. Besides, he didn't really want to take it back. She was---shit, who wouldn't want to marry her?

So, putting on a grin, he offered his hand.

"I'm Blitzo--the O is silent. I kill people for a living, love your work, and think we'd make one hell of a team. How about it? Wanna get married for a week, have a fuckton of fun, make some mistakes, and not regret a damn thing?"

He probably wasn't getting out of this conversation alive, but hey, worth it.

@doublejango replied: Immediately propose

"....Do I know you?"

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