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As my first post i thought about doing some Blitz hcs and overall analysis about him because idk how else to cope tbh, i need to see stolitz happy together
Tw: drugs, explicit language (its helluva boss what do u think💀💀) , mentions of suicide and sh, negative thinking, self hatred
Spoilers from full moon!!!
First of all it should be clear as day that Blitz struggles with self hatred a lot and the way he copes with that are definitely not healthy...
If he's feeling more down than usually he would probably go either get drunk off his ass, high off his ass, go have unsafe sex with someone who could very well take advantage of him because he's an imp, or all three. Im sure Stolas had noticed these and been very worried and i see that as another reason as why he would want to "Set Blitz free" other than having feelings for him.
I can picture him getting back home after The full moon events and completely breaking down, crying and screaming at himself for fucking it up even if it wasn't only his fault because Stolas had fucked up too, but Blitz wasn't able to think that.
Before getting familiar with the Asmodean Crystal he had been given, he tried everything to take it off, from scratching his arm to literally cutting his skin off, ending up cutting a lot more than he thought. Seeing the results of said cutting sent him spiraling and into a panic attack. So he kept saying the same things how he was never going to be good enough for anyone, Let alone stolas.
He then passed out because of the bleeding and poor Loona who came from a party saw him, and tried her best to patch him up as this was not the first time she had found Blitz passed out on the bathroom floor.
The moment Blitz wakes up he immediately would go running to Loona and apologizing how a daughter should never go trough seeing her dad like that.
Anyways thats that.....
Sorry for kinda rushing this but i haven't written anything in years and i still need to get used to going back to it
Thanks for reading and tell me If yall want more<3
Here i present to you my stolitz playlist because i am not recovering from the last episodes anytime soon
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1n7LGMTnK1x30L3zIWUcu8?si=ZxoZg7LPRtyDvfMmGD-Xdg&pi=Em_V2PoWSDqst
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So we all know this frame from The second season trailer right?
My theory is that if in sinsman Blitz and Stolas are still distant from each other it could be that Blitz hears about Stolas getting in trouble with the goetia family and immediately runs to the rescue but it already escalated so he has to save Stolas(who either got hurt and can't use his powers or his powers were taken away) and in the nick of time when Blitz thinks he's gonna die protecting Stolas, apologizes and pours his heart out and confesses all his love to Stolas....
IM NOT OKAY PLESE SKLDDLLDKSNSNSNS
"a deal made with a sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding" i'm going to choose to believe that includes marriage vows
new helluva episode has fucking ruined me, i'll make a post about it eventually (probably), but in the meantime i am distracting myself with this silly headcanon:
since we see a butler when stolas enters his fridge of fortification, it can be presumed that the staff is still in the castle. this very simple piece of information eventually led me to the idea that, despite the arrangement taking place literally every month, none of these poor guys know what the fuck is going on. all they have to go off of is "sorry i fucked your husband", some dude who broke into the castle and stole their boss's book returning once a month, and stella's daily bitching.
at some point, the staff stopped trying to figure out all the details and started placing bets. enzo's fully on team "it's a coverup, each night they talk about all the shady royal shit", whilst basil's a "just some silly gays" truther. they're freaking out over the episode the same way we are, not because of the stolitz angst, but because cedric has a couple hundred bucks in this thing and GODDAMMIT they want that money.
@zarnzarn i hate this and i hate them and i hate you
"Didn't there used to be a chandelier here?" Blitz blurts out. Stolas freezes where he'd been standing, fingers tightening on the bowls of food clutched in his hand as he looks into the doorway Blitz had abruptly stopped in front of.
Blitz throws his own towels onto a vase on the side and walks into the room eagerly. He doesn't remember any of the day they'd spent all those years ago as snot-nosed little shits like Stolas does, much as he's wracked his brains for it the best he can. But he does remember the chandelier, and he can feel the spark of memory connect to others, flickering like a dream falling out of reach, saturated with warmth and laughter and the blurry image of a distorted familiar face.
"There was, right?" He grins, looking up at the ceiling, where the golden rod foundations are still intact, now carved in and dripping with expensive diamonds. "We- we played here. Ah hell, I remember being fucking fascinated with that thing afterwards- I think Fizz tried to strangle me to get me to stop talking about it, heh."
He runs a claw over the metal, dust gathering on his fingertip. "Cause it was such a stupidly simple thing, y'know? Just glass and thread twisted together to make such a pretty piece. All those colors sparkling every time you moved. I wanted to make one of my own when I got older, to put in the office."
He tilts his head at the barely visible talon marks in the floor, seeing double as he watches them being made. "You- you tripped. Got entangled in the threads, didn't ya?" He laughs, overlaid with the cackling of ten-year old him and the sheepish laughter of the other kid as he helps Stolas out of the mess of knots. "Damn, that was funny. You were alright to hang out with. Don't remember the rest, but it was fun."
He stares up at the old thing for a moment longer, basking in the memory of a simpler time and two children chasing each other around a glass chandelier and laughing, unaware of how their lives would snag back onto each other later on. He smiles, feeling oddly sentimental. What were the odds, huh?
Then Blitz huffs amusedly. "I am remembering this correctly, right? There used to be a chandelier here? Fuck knows my shitty memory-"
He turns around and stops, smile fading off his face. He'd expected Stolas to be... happy or whatever, that Blitz had finally remembered fucking something of a meeting that had been so important to him. He's not expecting-
"Yes, there used to be," Stolas agrees, voice flat and mouth pinched and eyes glazed over. He grabs the towels and stalks away. "Stella broke it. It's not there anymore."
Blitz doesn't think he's talking about the chandelier.
tldr apology tour can eat my ass
HELP why tf is Red Whine Supernova by Chappel Roan literally Stolitz???
Okay but full moon wouldn't have been so tragic if Stolas just got Blitz a horse.
I think I'm doing pretty well :)
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Helluva memes ♡
Stols.
That's beautiful.
Helluva memes <3
In Rosie we trust
What about Team Rosie-Come-Over-And-Help-Sort-Things-Out though?
Me becoming insane after watching apology tour.
(Stolas and Blitzø need to talk shit out, godamn)
Day 1: Family
Sirius has had a nightmare and everyone comes to console her.
Sirius and Epona are my stolitz fanchildÂ
Since it was announced, I always had a feeling that "The Full Moon" would drop on the day of the may full moon, the 23rd of may, but it's the 18th and from there's been no major updates, so, when is it dropping??