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If not, it's all good, tysm for your time!

Six of Crows characters as incorrect quotes (part 3)

Wylan, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Matthias: You did WHAT–

Jesper: William Snakepeare

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Inej: What did you do with Matthias body?

Nina: What didn’t I do with the body?

Inej:

Nina: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Nina: Yo is Kuwei sleeping or dead?

Wylan: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Jesper: Yeah, so did I.

Kuwei: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Inej: Dammit, Jesper!

Jesper: What?! It wasn’t me!

Inej: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Kaz!

Kaz: Not me either.

Inej: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Wylan: *whistles*

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Nina: Matthias, I'm sad.

Matthias: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Wylan: Jesper, I'm sad.

Jesper, nodding: mood.

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Kaz, banging on the door: Wylan! Open up!

Wylan: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Inej: No, he meant-

Nina: Let him finish.

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Wylan: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Jesper:

Kaz:

Inej:

Everyone Else At Wylan's Surprise Birthday Party:

Nina: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Kaz: Listen, I can explain...

Inej: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Nina: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Jesper: You guys are getting paid?

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Kaz: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Jesper: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Wylan: I got distracted about halfway through.

Nina: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Jesper: *Screams*

Nina: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Matthias: Should we do something?

Wylan: No, I want to see who wins.

Part two

Part four

*coughs out a new au like a cat coughing up a hairball*

What if when the golden weapons didn't glow around him Morro was... kinda ok? Maybe he still reacts the same way as in cannon but soon enough he calms down. Wu is a good dad and apologizes and things are ok. Except for one small issue: what now?

Morro has spent years of his life training to be something he isn't and now he has no idea what to do with himself, so he leaves. He talks with Wu, packs a good amount of supplies and lots of warm clothes and food, and sets off on a journey. He's not looking the Toomb of the fsm master (that would be crazy, a suicide mission really), he's kinda just wandering. Moving from place to place, having fun and learning (lil nerd). The wind never stays still. He likes to send letters and postcards and photos to wu when he can, just to keep him updated, and maybe he even visits every once in a while.

(Optional angst. Do not continue if u like morro being ok)

And then the postcards stop. They've always been inconsistent due to the nature of morros travels but it's been months and there hasn't been anything. Wu still gets other mail so that's not the problem... why hasn't he heard from his son? What happened to his baby boy?

(Nothing good)

Losers Round 5, Match 4: Zane Julien (Lego Ninjago) vs. Cure Beauty (Smile Precure)

Zane Propaganda:

zane julien is the white/titanium ninja and master of ice! he has died the most out of all the ninjas, but it's fine, he always gets better :) once he went mad for a season because of time travel shenanigens, became an emperor, and killed an entire group of people (and then canon just forgot). we've never had a proper zane season which is A CRYING SHAME. oh yeah and he's a robot! and he can cook! you're really not going to vote for a character who can cook? for shame.

Cure Beauty Propaganda:

Her 💙

Stopped to let the snail cross.

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I took too long to realize that this is exactly what it says it is, and not a Lego Ninjago post about season 6.

And what about 2 more options: pirates with ninja style and ninjas with pirate style??

No “see results” options we choose sides like middle schoolers