Moiraine: *pointing At A Broken Coffee Machine* So Who Broke It? I'm Not Mad, I Just Wanna Know.

moiraine: *pointing at a broken coffee machine* so … who broke it? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.

egwene: i did it. i broke it …

moiraine: no, no you didn’t, mat?

mat: don’t look at me, look at rand

rand: what!? i didn’t break it!

mat: huh, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?

rand: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

mat: suspicious …

rand: no it’s not!

nynaeve: if it matters, probably not, but perrin was the last one to use it.

perrin: LIAR, i don’t even drink that crap!

nynaeve: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

perrin: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, nynaeve!

egwene: okay let’s not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, moiraine.

moiraine: no! who broke it?

rand: moiraine … lan’s been awfully quiet.

lan: REALLY!?

rand: oh yeah, really!

( indistinct arguing )

moiraine: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

( *more* indistinct arguing )

moiraine: good, it was getting a little chummy around here.

Moiraine + baths

SCREAMS SO LOUD .

What if Nynaeve and Egwene have to tell Siuan that Moiraine got stilled what then

personally …. rosamund asking ‘moiraine ros’ that moiraine must’ve had the people of cairhien “on their knees” is something i will never recover from

"I bet moiraine had everyone on their knees" golden globe winner rosamund pike out there fully aware of the chokehold she has on us