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sneaky peek

if yall have any suggestions for roxanne, stacey, and kim or if i should change any characters around lmk (original reference below)

moiraine: *pointing at a broken coffee machine* so … who broke it? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.

egwene: i did it. i broke it …

moiraine: no, no you didn’t, mat?

mat: don’t look at me, look at rand

rand: what!? i didn’t break it!

mat: huh, that’s weird, how’d you even know it was broken?

rand: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

mat: suspicious …

rand: no it’s not!

nynaeve: if it matters, probably not, but perrin was the last one to use it.

perrin: LIAR, i don’t even drink that crap!

nynaeve: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

perrin: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, nynaeve!

egwene: okay let’s not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, moiraine.

moiraine: no! who broke it?

rand: moiraine … lan’s been awfully quiet.

lan: REALLY!?

rand: oh yeah, really!

( indistinct arguing )

moiraine: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

( *more* indistinct arguing )

moiraine: good, it was getting a little chummy around here.