This Corpse Can Cook

This corpse can cook

I do not follow recipes[unless baking] but I am a master at putting together a meal of random shit and making it taste good,

Tips: protein+ starch+ vegetables is a good formula

cooking method greatly affects taste and palitability of food,experiment if you can cheese won't hurt either

[I do cheese rice+vegetable a lot when I'm too depressed to cook]

a good time saver is make extra rice or protein[if your protein requires prep] at nighttime meals to reheat for lunch time meals [or at whichever meal time you have more energy]

throwing many things into pita or between bread is also a meal if accompanied by something plant like[apple sauce pouches count]

Must feed the young ones

Anyway, enough senshiposting, back to being dead

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

I want the animators to take their time but also I need the new season

It's 4:58am, I don't care let me tell you about my friend's dog

My friends dog is 2 things, one obsessed with me for reasons I cannot discern [usually dogs dont like me] and two is very dumb and very smart At The Same Time.

and by this I will give an example, she does and does not understand the concept of fetch.

she wants you to throw the toy, she wants to retrieve it and wants this process to repeat

HOwever: will not give you the toy but will instead run around you holding it in her mouth and "mooing"

->thing she does when she's happy and wants to play it sounds like those canned mooing things

once you have the toy one of two things will happen

she will forget what she's doing and walk away and back several times still mooing. You must shake the toy to get her attention again

or she will run before you've thrown it.

once she's has retrieved said toy she will walk back and forth with it mooing and wanting it to be thrown again, but will not relinquish it without you putting your hand on the toy to take from her mouth.

I'll be clear, when she does this the way I know she wants it thrown again is the second you put your hand on it and give the babiest pull she let's go. There is no struggle no pulling cause she just wants to walk around w it, no she wants it thrown again. But seems to want your participation and consent to throw it again.

She sees it more like playing catch I think? which is cool I think cause she has observed my friend and I playing catch

the only issue is...the ball she has chosen is sonetimes so small it would be impossible to retrieve without actually putting your hand INSIDE her mouth. Like your hand inside the Slobbery golden retriever maw to grasp a slime, hair covered ball.

I'm not too concerned with that so much-> I'll just wash my hand,

but this is still a living creature that is unpredictable. So putting your hand IN its mouth, not the most advisable.

not to mention it's hard to initially tell she has something her mouth to say "I have ball, let's play"

she just looks like she's mooing with her mouth s l i g h t l y agape.

I have taught her to respond to a whistle command and also hand signals tho so that's cool.

Anyhow the sun is nearly up so I'll be in my crypt.->scratch that, tis

So I best be off

Also my concussion is mostly healed, still have a bump and my vision is a bit odd but that can happen and it will reverse itself eventually so I may post some proper art soon? until then, off I go to the land of the unconscious.

big fan of this shit, I love fun meteorological events esp the ones that break reality

more

I would want to sit and live in multiple of these photos until I become one with them

gorgeous.

big gorgeous world

all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps

I am already a creature, I am immune but I can still spread the contagion thank you for helping me curse my blog

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

on a scrageddy evening, goodnight.

popped in my head as drifting to sleep, don't wanna forget it cause it might have meaning. start using "scraggeddy" however seems the most right everyone