Reminds Me Of Funny I Saw One Time:

reminds me of funny I saw one time:

tavern keeper: does your [small] child need a booster seat?

Cleric?: my [small] child?

TK: yes the [small child] with the very large [cat]

Cleric: no no no no, this is actually a [halfoot]

it's an adult man

TK: staring silently

Cleric: this is an adult man, that you're looking at

youre looking at an adult man [halfoot]

TK: well I'll be damned

[halfoot]: I'm actually the eldest of the group

TK: ah I was wondering why your voice was so low compared to most children.

Anyway my question still stands, do you need a booster seat?

the things in brackets are either green, goblin or dog in the actually audio

it's from a dnd podcast I haven't properly watched yet called the legends of avantris

but the clips they animate are silly and the algorithm showed them to me now it in my head, go listen to it so it can be in yours

chilchuck needing a booster seat to drink his booze is so fucking funny

love this, everything about this

I love music, I love discovering secrets or history behind old objects, I love that archives exist and can keep art and artists alive

I promise this isn't a magnus archives post

Anyway back to sitting nauseous in my car, but with something nice to listen to

ps: this sounds familiar im gonna check my own collection, maybe i have some of this

pps: big fan of dirge

pspspssummoningmusic lovers and long ppl who scroll this farpspspsp

i....found a rare shoegaze tape. legit. band does not exist online. tape is at least 20 years old. This is so Sam

Happy Halloween to this joyous post

far too real.

both the unrealistic requirements for entry level jobs [like asking for a masters degree for a retail job]

and that places "urgently hiring" meanwhile reject every application

be aware for interest postings->say urgent hiring and list the positions available but then hire no one or when asked inperson at the location mentioned they in fact are not hiring.

this is a tactic to find out what kind of people would work for them or to appear like more active buisness or even just to get information like where you live to find out who they're reaching. it's dishonest and annoying for people who genuinely need jobs.

not to mention they are hard to spot unless there's a way to get in contact with the locations specific hiring team->which most place don't have, you can only contact the general one which will be up to date with the fake listings. whereas the in person location or locations specific team will know if they are actually hiring most of the time. [and may not know about the fake listings]

had an interview today, hoping I get the job but I'm gonna keep sending out applications anyway->running out of places at this point

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.

the last three posts knew something.. they were in line

I'm at my vampire the masquerade game rn

well in the car cause I felt nauseous after dinner

Hell yeah eyeballs!!!!!!

been doing this since I was a tiny child it freaked out my teachers

they thought I was possessed for drawing dense clusters of eyes and also mandalas that looked apparently satanic all over myself in class to stay focussed

then I switched to drawing pentagrams on purpose to freak them out more

side note: if you're wondering I had full parental consent to do this and to freak my teachers out more, we're an Addams ass family [if it we're more dysfunctional] but we all agree on fucking with the man

or in this case Mrs.M

Hey y'know how you draw smiley faces to keep your hands busy when you listen to stuff?

Well I took that as advice to help when listening to podcasts...but with eyeballs

I really like eyeballs for some reason lol I also stick googly eyes all over my face often 👍

(Also might wanna trigger warn this cuz thas a LOT of eyes lol)

YEAH BB EYEBARLS FOR THE WIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️