*Later On*

*Later on*

Warriors: Lesson 1 on how to talk to people you country bumpkin, don’t call random strangers ‘darling’, ‘sweetheart’, or goddess forbid, ‘sweet thing’

Twilight: I don’t understand why I can’t use ‘darling’ but who calls strangers ‘sweet thing’?

Warriors: Men in my battalion. Most of them got slapped.

Twilight: Only most?

Tumblr fixed their shit! Yes! You can now see my Albino!Warriors headcanons post without going to my blog. 😁😁

I want to post my LU Warriors headcanons but the three times I try, they’re not showing up in the tag search. And I’d tagged them correctly. Is anyone else having this problem?

I might try again later but I hate that even though they’re tagged correctly, they’re not showing up.

Wars when he sees what his model gets used for:

I was not expecting you to draw this. Thank you for your wonderful art!

🤣 Time’s jolt! Fear the leash!

I headcanon that Warriors totally has a magical indestructible child’s leash (via Lana) for Mask and Tune. Twilight couldn’t understood why during LU (he thought Warriors was exasperating about their gremliness) but during HW, he definitely understands.

Oh, Twilight definitely understands, alright (he looked away for FIVE SECONDS-)

Lately people have realized/remembered that HW Link/LU Warriors is basically Helen of Troy. Which if you don’t know the story, Paris, a Trojan prince, came to Sparta to claim Helen, in the guise of a supposed diplomatic mission. Before this journey, Paris had been appointed by Zeus to judge the most beautiful goddess; Hera, Athena, or Aphrodite. In order to earn his favour, Aphrodite promised Paris the most beautiful woman in the world. Swayed by Aphrodite's offer, Paris chose her as the most beautiful of the goddesses, earning the wrath of Athena and Hera. Her kidnapping (depending on the version of the story) led to the Trojan War.

With people realizing this, it made me remember a headcanon I had for a Percy Jackson/LOZ/LU crossover that I will probably never write.

The headcanon? HW Link/LU Warriors is the demigod son of Aphrodite. Ironic and a bit karmic since he basically Helen of Troy.

Well have fun with this little headcanon of mine.

I want to post my LU Warriors headcanons but the three times I try, they’re not showing up in the tag search. And I’d tagged them correctly. Is anyone else having this problem?

I might try again later but I hate that even though they’re tagged correctly, they’re not showing up.