The LU Gift Exchange Was So Much Fun!!From My Giftee's Prompts And Favourite Characters I Decided On

The LU Gift exchange was so much fun!! From my giftee's prompts and favourite characters I decided on a role reversal of Mask and Warriors, where Warriors is the child hero and Time the older hero!

Tumblr fixed their shit! Yes! You can now see my Albino!Warriors headcanons post without going to my blog. 😁😁

I want to post my LU Warriors headcanons but the three times I try, they’re not showing up in the tag search. And I’d tagged them correctly. Is anyone else having this problem?

I might try again later but I hate that even though they’re tagged correctly, they’re not showing up.

Aphrodite

Goddess of love, desire, sexual pleasure, fertility, beauty, and grace. But people have forgotten she was also a Goddess of Marriage, Sailing, Civic Order, and War. People especially forget that last one. Even many of the other Gods and Goddesses have forgotten.

They quickly remembered. Aphrodite is protective of all her children but the one she is most protective of is not even a human but a Hylian. Link Tailleur, Hero of Warriors and a Champion of Hylia and Farore. She blames herself, seeing Cia’s actions and the War of Eras as karma for her actions with Helen, Paris, and the Trojan War itself and as a Goddess of beauty, it would make sense that her son would also be beautiful. Beautiful enough that a psychotic immortal time sorceress would break time and space to have him.

Aphrodite showed them that just because she was beautiful did not mean she was weak. Hylia will not stop her oldest friend and would not hesitate to help her. She cares for all her heroes (even though a few believe otherwise) and if Zeus or any of the Titans think they can harm even a single hair on their heads, Hylia will show them how she truly help the First Link against Demise. Though her people have portray her as a beautiful maiden with as times wings like her friend, she is a powerful warrior through and through. Her eldest sister Din, Goddess of Power, would severely disappointed if she were anything less.

Aphrodite and Hylia. Both are beautiful. Both are deadly. Both will make those who have forgotten remember that they will always protect the ones they love. Even if the ground is dyed red with blood.

Beauty and Light.

Beauty can easily hide one’s deadly intent. Light can burn those who are not careful.

Both can cause death in the right circumstance.

Anger the Goddesses of Beauty and Light and your soul will never know true peace after death.

Just look at Cia. Her soul screams for rest. But until the Goddesses’ anger at her actions fade, she will never know peace.

The Goddesses of Beauty and Light will get justice for their love ones as well as protect them.

I getting really annoyed at certain people on AO3. Bigots. I hate bigots. I think most of us do hate them.

There’s a story on AO3 that appropriately tagged with the pronouns of the characters (LU and LOZ characters) were using in the story. This guest commented that the pronouns are wrong and other bigoted stuff. This guy even replied to my comment in which I told the author to ignore them and that I liked the pronouns they gave the characters. Saying that God created humans, male and female, after his image. To which I commented saying that they’re not human, they’re Hylians, a species that don’t exist. Neither does God exist in the LOZ universe. I also told them if you don’t like something then don’t read it, Especially when it was appropriately tagged.

I hate bigots.

In the Disney Universe, Atlanteans are the only ones to have both dark skin and white hair, which Xehanort has. And since the only thing we can see he inherited from his mom was her eyes, its mostly likely that Xehanort looks like his dad. Yes Ephemer has white hair but since its confirmed he is Xehanort’s ancestor meaning there are multiple generations between him and Xehanort, it’s unlikely the white hair was passed through to Xehanort. Also it’s unconfirmed from which side of his parents that Ephemer is his ancestor in.

I like this idea a lot. Quick! Somebody make a story with this!

Warriors feeding tube propaganda. Ik that’s way out of left field BUT HEAR ME OUT OK‼️‼️

He’s been poisoned so much and while yes, he has a higher tolerance, it’s also DESTROYED his stomach, and his ability to breakdown food (gastroparesis).

The healers in his hyrule can only do so much, and he ends up getting an NG tube (nasal tube). NG tubes aren’t normally given for long term use (>6 weeks), but an NGT is better for him because he fights so much, so it can’t rip out as damaging as a G Tube (port though stomach) could if hit in a fight.

Even more into specifics, I think he would have a mix between Standardized and Blended feeds, and the Robbie/Purah make him a machine port, since before it had to utilize gravity to work. He used to do cyclic feeds (8-12 hrs) during sleep, but does more intermittent feeds (about 1 hour 3-4 times a day, during normal mealtimes) once joining the chain.

(He might even potentially have a J tube, which goes to your small intestine instead of stomach)

He loves to help wild with food, because he can have veryyy small portions, and becomes wilds taste tester. He often matches makeup to his adhesive Wind likes to decorate it/cut out fun shapes whenever he need to replace it.

Also I haven’t had a tube myself, this is based on research and my freind who has one saying smthing to me on a discord call 👍 (if I get shit wrong im genuinely so sorry 😭)

-mandarin warriors :D

…Dawg do you live in my fuckin walls or something because I was thinking about this earlier today, like dead ass

Anyways, I’m obsessed with this, and as always, I love to hear your thoughts, mandarin wars :) You cooked here