I Actually Headcanon That Warriors Has A Magical Indestructible Child Leash For Those Two. It Cant Be

I actually headcanon that Warriors has a magical indestructible child leash for those two. It can’t be chewed through, sliced, blown up, and other things that those two came up with trying to get out of the leash. He definitely use it on those two and because it’s magic, it can be used on anybody no matter age, size, or animal. It can keep those leashed from dragging the one holding the leash. It also protects the one holding the leash with a mild barrier. So no retaliation bites. Warriors had Lana make it during the war. At first she refused, but after those two played a very nasty prank on her (which was for once, unwarranted) she changed her mind.

Wars now mostly uses the leash on Wild and Hyrule to keep them from wandering off. They don’t like it to say the least.

Warriors using his scarf to make a sling so he can carry Mask and Wind back to camp after a long battle

taddy im fucking crying because for some reason the mental image of Wars carrying a very pissed off Mask in a baby carrier thing while doing his meetings came into my mind

like im imagining Wars going about his day, doin’ his shit, whatever, and Mask is in ‘air jail’ with his arms crossed, grumbling about how fucking stupid it all is 😭

In the Disney Universe, Atlanteans are the only ones to have both dark skin and white hair, which Xehanort has. And since the only thing we can see he inherited from his mom was her eyes, its mostly likely that Xehanort looks like his dad. Yes Ephemer has white hair but since its confirmed he is Xehanort’s ancestor meaning there are multiple generations between him and Xehanort, it’s unlikely the white hair was passed through to Xehanort. Also it’s unconfirmed from which side of his parents that Ephemer is his ancestor in.

Eustace and Muriel Bagge as Hylians and Linkle’s grandparents. Fight me on it.

I mentioned in a post of mine that Linkle’s adoptive grandparents are basically hylian versions of Eustace and Muriel from Courage the Cowardly Dog. (If you don’t know that show, you missed out.)

Well I decided that actually make them Eustace and Muriel. With pointed hylian ears of course.

I mean come on! It would be so funny! Muriel being her kindly sweet self (RIP Thea White), Eustace being his grumpy greedy self (RIP Lionel Wilson and Arthur Anderson), and finally Courage being his cowardly but at time brave self. Then you add Linkle, a young woman with wicked aim with crossbows, no sense of direction, and one of the only people who isn’t afraid of cuccos and actually loves them.

Add in Link/Warriors after he and Linkle discover they’re long lost twins. I know for a fact that Muriel would spoil him (and Linkle) rotten. She also hits anyone who dares speak ill of him in her hearing range with her trusty rolling pin. Eustace may seem indifferent but even he hates when people seek ill of Link/Warriors. Unlike other people in Hyrule, he understands that Link/Warriors was only 17 when Cia asked for his hand in marriage when they had just met. Of course that boy was going to say no, he couldn’t even say yes if he wanted to. Not without Cia being arrested. (She should have been for even asking)

Haters and naysayers find themselves tripping over their own feet once Eustace pulled out his mask (an enchanted mask that frightens everything looking at it. He got it for single rupee from some weird salesman shortly after he and Muriel got married). Courage likes Link/Warriors (even though he is understandably, downright terrified of Epona) to the point if you can’t him in Muriel’s lap, you’ll find him in Link’s.

If I could write without getting distracted (thanks ADHD), I would totally write scenes of this. It would be so cute and fluffy, which Link needs with all the people writing angst with him as the star.

Tumblr fixed their shit! Yes! You can now see my Albino!Warriors headcanons post without going to my blog. 😁😁

I want to post my LU Warriors headcanons but the three times I try, they’re not showing up in the tag search. And I’d tagged them correctly. Is anyone else having this problem?

I might try again later but I hate that even though they’re tagged correctly, they’re not showing up.

I getting really annoyed at certain people on AO3. Bigots. I hate bigots. I think most of us do hate them.

There’s a story on AO3 that appropriately tagged with the pronouns of the characters (LU and LOZ characters) were using in the story. This guest commented that the pronouns are wrong and other bigoted stuff. This guy even replied to my comment in which I told the author to ignore them and that I liked the pronouns they gave the characters. Saying that God created humans, male and female, after his image. To which I commented saying that they’re not human, they’re Hylians, a species that don’t exist. Neither does God exist in the LOZ universe. I also told them if you don’t like something then don’t read it, Especially when it was appropriately tagged.

I hate bigots.

Hi I just got this in my inbox and figured I would pass it on to someone like it says :D

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbok for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers! (If they don't have an ask box, no worries! Just grab the next person)

It’s been a long time since I got an ask! Thank you.

5 things that make me happy:

Fanfiction in general (I’m addicted but who isn’t)

Reading whump and angst of my favorite characters 😈

My current foster kitty and cats in general

Having my favorite food, fried lemon pepper chicken

Getting a full night’s sleep without being woken up