I Will Be Taking This Invitation, Thank You Very Much

I will be taking this invitation, thank you very much

So I get what people find in horror with like flesh constructs and things made out of human flesh and stuff, but a couple years back I had a dream about holding a watermelon.

Except the whole thing was basically a giant lump of snail or slug. The weight, the mucus and slime covered skin, everything about it felt so viscerally disgusting that I woke up in the middle of the night and loudly exclaimed "Snail melon" in a fit of horror.

I still think about it, it was disgusting.

Damn, my condolences, or congratulations? Maybe both.

Your furry "Doctor Yiff" posts helped me lose my virginity and I don't know how to feel about that...

Thank you?? I guess??? What's the protocol for this??

What the FUCK are you talking about DUDE

got a major pest problem this year actually

mentally im always like that kitty on the beach looking out at the sea longingly

whats some fun activities to do while laying down in bed