May I Nominate Rudy Pancow????

may I nominate Rudy Pancow????

A new ‘HUNGER GAMES’ book titled ‘SUNRISE ON THE REAPING’ will be released on March 18, 2025.

It will be set 40 years after ‘THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS & SNAKES.’

The Mother and the Cauldron-Part 3

I'm sorry. I just have so much fun doing these snippets of them that I don't think I can stop. Dividers by @tsunami-of-tears. Keep doing the Lord's work, sister.

The Mother: It's a beautiful night despite the chaotic encounter between Azriel and Elain. Don't you think, my little cauldron?

The Cauldron: I am not that little-

The Mother: Look at the stars! so lovely.

The Cauldron: Why do you keep cutting me off-

The Mother: So beautiful. I wish everything were as beautiful.

The Cauldron: Are you just going to ignore everything I say-?

The Mother: So bright and shiny, and... what is that?

The Cauldron: What?

The Mother: That! You see that? That's Gwyneth Berdara.

The Cauldron: Indeed it is. What is she doing there?

The Mother: Maybe she can't sleep...

The Cauldron: THERE'S AZRIEL!

The Mother: Okay, nobody panic... HIS SHADOWS ARE NOT TELLING HIM SHE'S THERE!

The Cauldron: THEY'RE TALKING! MOTHER, THEY'RE TALKING-

The Mother: WHY ARE YOU SAYING GOODNIGHT, GWYN!? TELL HIM TO STAY-

The Cauldron: HE'S STAYING!

The Mother: THEY'RE BICKERING!

The Cauldron: LOOK AT HIS SHADOWS!

The Mother: MY HEART! OH, MY HEART! LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT THEM! SHE IS SMILING AT HIS SHADOWS!

The Cauldron: This is so lovely, so beautiful, so perfect, so-

The Mother: DON'T LEAVE AZRIEL! LOOK AT HER! STAY WITH HER!

The Cauldron: My ship is happening. I'm so happy. I will cry.

The Mother: I'm crying already. Could you take a look at them? They belong together.

can someone please make it a fic? Should I make it? Can I make it?

*deep breath*

LUCIEN VANSERRA DESERVES A SPARRING SCENE WITH CASSIAN WITH ALL THE GIRLS WATCHING BECAUSE EVEN WHILE SALIVATING OVER RHYS AND TAMLIN AND AZRIEL FEYRE ADMITS HES HOT AND WE DESERVE A SHIRTLESS LUCIEN SCENE THROUGH ELAINS EYES AND SHE CANT KEEP HER EYES OFF HIM AND ALSO HE AND CASSIAN DESERVE SOME BROTHERLY BANTER I THINK THEY WOULD MAKE SUCH A POWER COUPLE!!!!!

Thank you. 

I was scrolling through pinterest and I found this

And I was like

Huh?

The heck do you mean?

I'm a woman (born a woman and always a woman) and I have body hair. It's so obvious this was written by a man because what is this?

When are men going to understand that women have hair in the exact same places they do? Maybe not as thick (or maybe yes, who knows) but we have hair too.

Legs? Yep, right there.

Chest? Bro, I plug dark hairs from my boobs every week.

Butt? Yes

Face? Yes.

Wake up men, you want someone hairless then get help because you're either looking for a sick woman or a little girl

be on the lookout my smut obsessed people

*SIGHS*

Another AO3 app that's pretending to be official when it's not (or at least isn't making it clear its unofficial.) They're using AO3's name and logo, and embedding ads.

There is no official AO3 app

Someone else is gathering your data, potentially your log in information etc and making use of it how they please. (They say they're not but their privacy policy says otherwise)

They are making money from the ads without the fic writer's consent.

They've also rated it Pegi 3 (which is ludicrous)

Please, even if you care about nothing else, for the safety of your data, please don't use this app. Certainly don't give it your AO3 log in details.

I've told AO3 that it's infringing on its copyright. I will be requesting they remove access of my work as I do not consent to my creative content being used to generate ad revenue for them.

I will be reporting it as incorrectly rated.

The only email address I can find is Narusta@gmail.com which is included in their privacy policy, and boboxway13@gmail.com as their developer.

I wanna be part of the chaos

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