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what if reader/oc moved to Gotham but was so not on the internet or anything that she does not know the Wayne/Batfamily but somehow keeps running into them and their name. Just unknowingly keeps doing it and is from a small town so their just like man this city life be weird I swear I’ve seen that same guy like five allies ago or on the corner of this restaurant??
Idk I would just find it funny of them just not being phased in any of their presences of like not knowing Jason Todd’s lore or dick Grayson at all is just like “ah a normal cop *cough* acab” and is kind of just curious as to who Damian is. Strange kid.
Accidentally spills coffee on Bruce’s suit or something. Just somehow and their like oh my GOD buys him an “I survived Gotham” t-shirt (from one of those tourist trap vendors who seem to pack up and go after you buy something) and feels so bad. Starts to realize maybe they ran into someone well known in the city??? Because pictures of him wearing said shirt circulate the newspaper stands and local magazines for a week or two. Their co-workers are looking at them weird noticing their shadows following them sometimes.
Maybe they just overall are like Gotham is so quirky? Like homie would see the joker and be like ah yes they just have a clown here.
Just is oblivious and worried about nothing in the world Gotham
(I know like in hindsight this is so unrealistic but in the grand scheme of things would be so funny lol)
I have no idea because i am a useless pansexual who does not know basic math :)
what's your gay score??
cannot sit correctly +10
emotionally unstable +10
dyed hair +5
boots +5
deeply invested in politics due to your very rights being constantly questioned +10
iffy relationship with father +15
has a Tumblr +5
addicted to either iced coffee or energy drinks +10
Shared for the cute factor. Unbelievable monkey flowers??? Yes please. ☺️💗💝💕
Found on the sides of the high mountains in southeastern Ecuador and Peru at an elevation of 1,000–2,000 meters, the monkey face orchid is a popular but rare favorite among orchid collectors because it has a distinctive monkey or baboon face in its flower.
While there is no way to confirm, some scientists speculate that the monkey-like resemblance may have evolved as a means to deter primates from munching on these orchids for a snack.
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WAIT A SECOND!! Why was everyone speaking english in El Dorado????
-Me, 21 years late
@staff
I have nothing against commercials, I can understand why you need to generate income.
BUT GOD PLEASE STOP the disgusting weight loss pills 30 kg in 4 weeks. DO YOU realize how MUCH that is?!?! THIS IS DISGUSTING.
Give me plants or whatever stop this insanity i'm about to LEAVE.
Reality does not Ensue
Psssh, that’s just 10 HP. Take a vulnerary and walk it off.
I was scrolling through pinterest and I found this
And I was like
Huh?
The heck do you mean?
I'm a woman (born a woman and always a woman) and I have body hair. It's so obvious this was written by a man because what is this?
When are men going to understand that women have hair in the exact same places they do? Maybe not as thick (or maybe yes, who knows) but we have hair too.
Legs? Yep, right there.
Chest? Bro, I plug dark hairs from my boobs every week.
Butt? Yes
Face? Yes.
Wake up men, you want someone hairless then get help because you're either looking for a sick woman or a little girl
can you still enjoy life..?
sometimes i freak out and wonder if a random acquaintance i know who i don’t know that well in person but is online and who doesn’t know i have a tumblr has seen any of my posts
Oh also I can support myself
The thing I like most about tumblr is that most of the people here are like one hivemind so it's not likely that someone will get mad at me.
if you have twitter, you probably saw it already but eh. Anyway, art collab with loumoonz ! (shigarakisexoticbutters on TikTok) Jerry agreed to this for unknown reasons
(ALSO the only reason why Gingi is wearing Randy’s shirt is cause stupid artist couldn’t draw spine properly. send help)
❀ Pansy n°8 = Who are my / our Husbandos ?
*sigh*
You know how therapists say - at least tiktok ones :/ - that to be ready for a relationship you have to break off your imaginary ones first ? Well for me - and many people I’m sure - it is complicated to say goodbye to thousand that much fictive lives and lovers… Especially when it’s the only way I get to fall asleep, making up fake scenarios.
I dream so much about love, I’ve got to have it in some way, no ? Be it with fictional characters, celebrities, voice actors or even made up characters, I have to dream about a significant other loving up on me. Am I exposing myself too much ? Yes, yes I am … :/ But, f*ck it.
It is really easy to imagine a life with a celebrity as they are public personalities and we know so much about their lives. Too much… Moreover, your brain - and heart - does not make the difference between real people and fictional ones. That’s why you can feel truly heartbroken when a character you’ve grown attached to is sad or dies. Real or not, it makes no difference when emotions are thrown into the mix…
→ The way I realized this was true is pretty embarrassing but I’ll tell you anyway… I was young - around 17 - and in a big as well as deep spiderman / Tom Holland period. So much that it was concerning… :/ Then, pictures of Zendaya and Tom kissing came out and their relationship was outed. And… *sigh* My first reaction was crying. I felt heartbroken but mostly pathetic and embarrassed to be affected so much by it. I was disgusted by myself, because I was crying over something - someone - that had nothing to do with me. Yet it was a true awakening. After that I stopped - or at least I think I did :/ - to get THIS attached to my dumb celebrity crushes.
It also made me realize something really important.
We don’t know who our celebrity crushes are, not really. What we see of them is only through media, dramas, speculations… Their images are controlled and a source of income for many - *cough cough* paparazzis :/. Sadly, they don’t have the chance to live freely, away from camera lenses…
And we, their fandom, play a part in their objectification. It’s important to know that the person we have a crush on, write fictions about and obsess over is a made up version of them. It’s only how we picture them, how we’d like them to be. Not how they are, because we don’t know. We can’t know. And we shouldn’t, because they have a right to privacy.
We don’t know them, exactly how they don’t know each one of us.
So now, I see it more like having a crush on a fictional character. Because that’s what they become. They have made up lives and personalities. It’s fake, it’s fictional. And it’s okay. I think it’s better than knowing every detail and overstepping boundaries in their busy and stressful lives. It might be okay to admire and be attracted to them, but it definitely isn’t if we don’t respect that they stay humans and that in their place we wouldn’t want our lives to be invaded by strangers.
Nevertheless, drawing this conclusion makes me feel even more lonely. Plus, all these imagination filled scenarios definitely don’t help to have a realistic idea of love. I feel bound to be disappointed by life and love - especially by men :/. That’s the problem with overthinking, dreaming and projecting too much… You always end up falling from the high cloud you set yourself on.
Maybe one day I’ll find “the one” - whoever it may be or if they even exist. Only time will tell, for now I’ll try and deal with the loneliness.
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Everything Wrong With She-Hulk
When female bodybuilders gain muscle, their chest is more muscle than their breast. So factually, she-hulk wouldn't have a large chest. She would have a small one and would be just as ripped as the Hulk. She-hulk should also have the same length of hair that she had before transforming. It's not even explained as to why it's longer, they just added that for sex appeal. Also, if they did make her realistically ripped. They should hire an actual female bodybuilder, don't make CGI abs.
Example image below:
Now here is an image of She-Hulk:
You see how the chest area is much larger, and the body is hourglass-shaped? Look back up at the realistic one, then look at She-Hulk. Notice a few changes? That's because the creators are sexist(+stereotypical) and decided that she must have a “perfect” hourglass figure, with a big chest and "sexy hair". Even if none of it makes sense or can be explained, the Hulk didn't MAGICALLY get huge tits-
Wait. No, he did, nevermind, that doesn't count they are man tiddies. When it comes to male bodybuilding, they actually gain pectoral muscles. It's quite a fascinating subject, women lose breast muscle in place of the muscle they gained. Making their chest smaller, however, when it comes to men. They gain pectoral muscle, giving them man tiddies. As shown in the image below:
After looking at that, check out the Hulk:
IT’S REALISTIC!! THEY GAVE HIM THE MAN TIDDIES!! Hulk should be the one with the large chest, while She-Hulk would have slim to none in comparison.
When it comes to the love interest, that plotline plot should have been dropped altogether, or at the very least, briefly mentioned over the episodes. Like, subtle things here and there, such as mentioning a date but not going into heavy detail about it, having a guy in her contacts with hearts on the contact name, etc. But the way that they did it is horrible writing if your story can't survive if a single plotline is removed. Then it isn't ready, it needs to be fleshed out far more before it is ready for public viewership.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, I will probably rant more about this in the future. Until then, we cherish the Hulk’s realistically massive man tiddies.