Me Waiting For Sarah's Announcement

me waiting for Sarah's announcement

So this is not my usual kdrama/criminal minds/ gwynriel/elucien/ BTS/fanfic post but I just wanted to share something:

Due to the complete circus regarding tampons and pads and menstrual cups, I've decided that most of my God-forsaken symptoms and annoyances are due to my body being like "baby, we being poisoned" so today I got my period and instead of suffering with a pad, I decided to just free bleed.

Just underwear and shorts and that was it for me, and you know what? I loved it. I felt relaxed, I was not uncomfortable with a pad and I could just move freely. So, I will be buying period underwear and keep my body free from harmful chemicals.

Apparently, being a woman wasn't hard enough, so we had to be poisoned from the inside out. So free bleeding it is.

The Mother and The Cauldron - Part 4

The Cauldron: so this goes here, and Aedion goes there, and Rowan is kicking that rock, and Dorian is railing Manon and-

The Mother: CAULDRON!

The Cauldron: SON OF THE MOTHER! YOU SCARED ME!

The Mother: I'm bored, little evil thing

The Cauldron: I'm busy right now. And stop calling me evil.

The Mother: But you are evil.

The Cauldron: And whose fault is that?

The Mother: Koshei?

The Cauldron: Yes, your- wait, what does Koshei have to do with anything?

The Mother: I don't know. I'm bored.

The Cauldron: get a pair of mates together, that ought to entretain you.

The Mother: what are you doing, anyway?

The Cauldron: Making sure everything is calm and peaceful.

The Mother: Why? Give me some drama.

The Cauldron: you say that now, but then when the drama happens you're going to hate me for not stopping it-

The Mother: I won't! I promise! Just give me something.

The Cauldron: If you insist-

The Mother: I do! Give me something.

The Cauldron: Alright then. I allowed the illyrians to take Nesta, Emerie, and Gwyn to the blood rite a few minutes ago.

The Mother: ...

The Cauldron: ....

The Mother: ....

The Cauldron: ...

The Mother: ...I WILL BREAK YOU PIECE BY PIECE-!

The Cauldron: MOTHER, NO!

The Mother and the Cauldron - creating Elucien

@elucienweekofficial2024 here is my contribution for elucien week 2024! Hope you enjoy!

The Mother: Cauldron, come forth.

The Cauldron: What do you need, Mother?

The Mother: I have a question.

The Cauldron: Nothing new.

The Mother: May I ask the question?

The Cauldron: You are strangely polite today but sure, you may.

The Mother: we know hybern has the Archeron sisters

The Cauldron: Yes, we do.

The Mother: And we know that in about five seconds, Elain will come out of the Cauldron as a Fae.

The Cauldron: Still wondering why I am an actual Cauldron, but yes, she will.

The Mother: And you found her beautiful

The Cauldron: I did, she's nice and scared

The Mother: so you gave her a nice gift

The Cauldron: I did. She's a seer.

The Mother: wonderful. So I was thinking: My calculations about mates are always right, so I did some work and she will find her mate as soon as she comes out

The Cauldron: She will? That's nice, they usually have to put a lot of work for it. Who's it gonna be? Cassian? Tamlin? Azriel?

The Mother: Not Cassian, he already has a mate.

The Cauldron: Right, I forgot. Tamlin?

The Mother: No, I have something else in store for him.

The Cauldron: Then...Azriel? He's been waiting for 500 years.

The Mother: no, no. Not him. That would be more toxic than Hybern.

The Cauldron: so whom? And if you say the King of Hybern I will open up and swallow this universe-

The Mother: Calm down, not him. I was thinking about a handsome red head with a russet eye and fire in his blood...

The Cauldron: ....

The Mother: what do you think?

The Cauldron: didn't he have a mate?

The Mother: I honestly don't know who gave him that impression, but no. He is mateless.

The Cauldron: well, that ought to mess him up. Angst, fluff...I mean, it could work?

The Mother: Right? She can braid flowers into his hair...

The Cauldron: And he can bring her to the continent...

The Mother: and she can go to spring...

The Cauldron: And she is a flower so she needs sunshine...

The Mother: yeah, and he is the heir of day...

The Cauldron: I see it working.

The Mother: Right? The fox and the faun

The Cauldron: The spell breaker and the seer...I like it. I see the plot

The Mother: yeah, impossible to miss the clear signs

The Cauldron: Yeah, they're made for each other. Here comes Elain!

The Mother: okay, to your position. We have a story to start!

Azriel is the kind of boyfriend that will notice when Gwyn is anxious and quietly make her feel better by doing something random like holding her hand.

So I found this on the news and what bothers me is the fact that they banned milk and honey because it's "indicent" as if a book of poems is the problem and not their toxic mentality and ACOTAR? A book that presents characters development and complex trauma? Like? Is Utah okay? Full article down

https://amp.theguardian.com/books/article/2024/aug/07/utah-outlaws-books-by-judy-blume-and-sarah-j-maas-in-first-statewide-ban