I'm Reading This One Fic Rn "The World Without Me" By Eternal Cosmos On Ff.net And Basically There's

I'm reading this one fic rn "The World Without Me" by Eternal Cosmos on ff.net and basically there's the battle of Hogwarts or something and the people in the infirmary are just throwing shit at the death eaters from the windows. Dumbles seeing this said something about "the 'prisoners' of the Infirmary" and that just sounds like the perfect crack fanfic title.. anyone getting inspired to write or draw something? ..anything?

just witnessed smth hilarious in [New] Club Penguin

(but i'm too lazy to write it all again so here, take my snap explaining it)

me: yes i love this canon character, they're a fine character, absolutely no flaws in canon

also me sometimes: *searches (insert the fine character) bashing fics* but drama? that i sometimes love even more

why are portkeys the most random ass shit ever???(both in canon and fanfiction)

random plastic cup? a bucket? an old barely holding together dirty ass shoe? a piece of ribbon? a crystal? a batton?? a dead fucking body????

just- hello?? can we- idfk...

(the last tags continue my.. thoughts)

let me help and join you in your endeavor for this noble goal🙏🏻

the fact that i haven't even watched 3 full apisodes and all my knowledge about the series comes from fanfics.. well.. i'm probably not the only one...?

fully considering placing a photo of myself, some graveyard dirt and a bone from a black cat in a box and burying it in the middle of a crossroads so I can trade my soul for a sixth season of bbc merlin where merthur becomes canon

50mins in 'The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring' (the part where Gandalf is being beaten by the other old wizard guy) and I had the brilliant idea to google and see who Gandalf's actor is..

I then saw how Gandalf is also in 'The Hobbit'(another thing I wanted to watch) and it clicked for me that TLOTR and TH are the same fandom(?)

I usually watch things by their release order so luckily i started with the lotr, but what if I had started with the hobbit? the thought triggers the not good hormones in my brain