The Lion Backhanding A Chaplain So Hard His Head Flies Clean Off Remains A Certified Dank Angel Moment.

The Lion backhanding a chaplain so hard his head flies clean off remains a certified Dank Angel™ moment. Literally talk shit, get hit. Love how his unhinged behavior in this audiobook is just an appetizer to what happens once he links up with Bobby G and the golden hawkboi on macragge. No orbital bombardment on civilians you say? Improvise, adapt, overcome says the lion. He is a mess of a primarch that can sort of externally hide how internally fucked he is and I just think he’s neat. Also he calls his sons “little brother” which is wholesome. Hope he wakes up from his nap soon. Daily petition to wake him up @ James Workshop.

Played my first local league game against Tau and 🥲 bruh. I’m coming up on my 1 year wahrhammerversary but man I still have so much to learn. I’ve only played 50 games total and the meta changes so quickly. I just wanna paint my pretty boys so they can fabulously rip and tear. Only personal victory is I killed farsight in honorable melee. He is my favorite Tau sculpt anyway. Their infantry boys are too damn cute ngl. My opponent was a good friend so all was well, I had a good time! (Still processing the 5 stages of grief watching ss/th termies die in “melee” 🥲) chaplain is unfinished pls ignore him look at my nice chapter master instead.

Armor tiddies big enough to make a sanguinary guard jealous

“Why does he have fat nipples on his armour?”

enjoys religious imagery but in an objectifying way

I’m on day 5 of the biggest army commission of my life and I wish to discard my brain rn. Just very burnt out. I want to just zone out and

begone T H O U G H T

Almost done... one day and 30 minis left, give me strength pls