When Asked What Do Primarchs Eat I Struggled To Find Excerpts Of Them Actually Eating And Instead Found

When asked “what do primarchs eat” I struggled to find excerpts of them actually eating and instead found dozens of them drinking wine and commenting on its poor or excellent taste so I’m gonna assume Horus likes wine. More astartes wine fun facts: Ahriman had a vineyard on Prospero and allegedly made excellent wine and 40k blood angels “spice” their wine. I’ll give you one guess as to what the spice is. In conclusion, the warhammer universe is full of wine and Horus was a wine mom.

@leecan1t replied to your post “fundamentally horus and the mournival are like...”:

Is the wine- I mean, "all ages appropriate battery acid" included?

​yeah, probably

i mean it really does depend on whether horus likes wine, which i'm inclined to believe he does, because why wouldn't he, other than the fact that he's probably supposed to be better at detecting poison when he drinks it as part of his combo platter primarch powers (or at least i assume so from fulgrim exhibiting something like that), and that poison detecting ability would probably mean something about his TAS2R genes (or something, i mostly did a cursory google search on that one so i might be quoting things wrong, whoops) that might also mean he can taste every single extremely bitter tannin in wine, which wouldn't be super conductive to him actually liking it, but it's been noted that primarchs also like to be stabbed on occasion (though that might be konrad being konrad and fulgrim being fulgrim) and frankly it would be in character for the emperor to make horus just happen to like the taste of bitter tannin maybe-poison (and cilantro-induced soap too while he's at it) because it both provides him with the material anti-poisoning benefit and the thin veil of normality / pretense that he's not custom-built to be a living war-machine, as long as he doesn't elaborate too much on the notes of cyanide he so looks forward to

so, yeah horus could probably drink all-ages battery acid. it's enrichment to him, i think

also he is kind of a wine mom anyway so, y'know

do you think space marines who drink wine can taste all the memories of the grapes that got pulped to make it

Clowning the local WE player for these baby blue pauldrons on the heresy announcement

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

Me watching yet another person (@incorrect-primarchs-quotes) struggle with their newfound love for the worst legion™ while reading ADBs night lord books

Bling bling we are coming for u ✨🔪

Bless my friend for entertaining my stupid meme ideas. And great timing too, I just finished scars yesterday.