Okay, If I... If I Crush You Under A Waterwraith, And The Only Thing That Comes Out, That's Left Of You,

Okay, if I... if I crush you under a waterwraith, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your PIKMIN, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into the path of a waterwraith, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA CRUSH YOU UNDER A WATERWRAITH. I'M NOT GONNA CRUSH YOU UNDER A WATERWRAITH.

If you think about it, theres a chance this is canon in the pikmin universe..

get bonked slug cat

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

weird spider-man dream I had

I ate toast at 12pm and took a nap. I had a dream that I was one of the spidermen in the spiderverse and I was at this party with my friends where it was like a movie theater but they were showing math equations on the screen.

The whole thing was about my one friend who knew I was Spider-Man was trying to convince me to tell my other friends. So I vaguely talked about it too my friends, and I said something like “you don’t know what it’s like to be me” and one of them responded

“says you, I’m a Christian, so I know about being oppressed” and then I woke up

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

I was scrolling through my home page of rain world shit and this hit me like a truck

Why do people with no username wearing revealing clothes with no posts keep following me? is this normal?