MJ: You Often Use Humor To Deflect Trauma.Peter Parker: Thank You.MJ: I Didn't Say That Was A Good Thing.Peter

MJ: You often use humor to deflect trauma. Peter Parker: Thank you. MJ: I didn't say that was a good thing. Peter Parker: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

Dabi: What's up, guys? I'm back. The Todorokis: . . . tf??? Enji: What the—how? We saw your jaw. Dabi: yeah, I miss that thing Fuyumi & Natsuo: YOU DIED! Dabi: **shrugs** death is a social construct.

Hajime: Is this water or nail polish remover? Nagito: **chugs entire bottle** Nagito: it's nail polish remover

Peter Parker: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Flash Thompson: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Peter Parker: Seize the dick.

I want Dainsleif x Pierro content T–T

Tobias from The Amazing World of Gumball gives me MCU Flash Thompson vibes for some reason.