Albedo: I Made Tea.Dottore: I Don't Want Tea.Albedo: I Did Not Make Tea For You. I Made It For Me.Dottore:

Albedo: I made tea. Dottore: I don't want tea. Albedo: I did not make tea for you. I made it for me. Dottore: Then why are you telling me? Albedo: It's a conversation starter. Dottore: That's a lousy conversation starter. Albedo: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate, bitch.

Hajime: Is this water or nail polish remover? Nagito: **chugs entire bottle** Nagito: it's nail polish remover

Peter Parker: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Flash Thompson: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Peter Parker: Seize the dick.

I want Dainsleif x Pierro content T–T

I've watched it a million times already but "If They Only Knew" MV by Alfie Arcuri deserves a book inspired by it. The MV deserves a book. It's so sad and the kiss scene was ahakbaoana.

Draco Malfoy: you look like shit, Weasley.

Ron Weasley: **smirks** but still fuckable, right?