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she/her | super queer | cat lover | just really weird generally | mega shipper

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You Know When Youre Like, Exhausted And Just Really Lazy But You Also Have To Leave The House To Go To

You know when you’re like, exhausted and just really lazy but you also have to leave the house to go to school of all places. But you still need to look presentable even though your hair’s against you and your fringe refuses to stay put, so you have to do a more time consuming hairstyle (that you really couldn’t be bothered to do) just so that you won’t look like a feral possum that’s on it’s way to burn its cheating ex’s house down. Only for the slightest breeze to absolutely ruin all your hard work in less than a second.


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1 year ago

Then, I wouldn’t be having this mind-numblingly dull conversation with the likes of you.

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1 year ago

May everyone’s horrors be gone.

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

1 year ago

This genuinely made my day. It is so sweet and sassy and just— I LOVE WOMEN.

chinese college girls slay (cr: 哭天喊地六仙女)


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1 year ago

You fool, they both take turns being stressed about completely different things, trying to hold themselves together despite the multiple panic attacks that occur throughout.


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1 year ago

Have you ever lost an AirPod in your hair? No? Because I sure as fuck have, ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS — in public no less. Nothing like having a micro panic attack thinking that it’s gone for a stroll when really, it’s chilling, likely attached to a curl, hanging on for dear life.


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