Making Actually Good Updates To Clash Royale Every Day Until Supercell Fixes Their Stupid Game

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

We hit a week in

Day 7: Clans

I'm going to do clan wars in a different one because that's an even bigger mess but clans is easier and I'm feeling lazy today soo...

Clans are kinda useless and dumb right now, and considering their only useful feature is a dumpster fire right now, this thing needs some updates.

Change 1: Kill Epic Sunday

Epic Sunday might just be one of the dumbest things in the game right now, because it's useless. Just let me request some goddamn epics on Saturday! I think making replacing Epic Sunday with something like Legendary Sunday might be better, considering this feature is either completely obsolete to some people and very annoying to others. Having Legendary Sunday adds the ability to request Legendaries, which would be cool.

2: Request card limits

Request card limits are also kinda dumb. Like why can I only request 4 measly rare cards at a time? Make the amount of cards you can get per request MUCH bigger, and maybe even scale it with arenas. The higher the arena, the higher the amount of cards you can get per request. Plus, remove give limits entirely. If I have unnecessary rocket cards, why can I donate only one at a time?

Change 3: Making Trades Not Dumb

Trades are so incredibly dumb and need fixing.

Fist off, why do trade tokens exist? They are so unnecessary! Completely remove them. Or make the rarities of the trade not matter and make all the trade tokens become one currency, then make them way more accessible and also add them to the season shop.

Speaking of rarities...

WHY THE EVER-LIVING FUCK DO I HAVE TO PICK CARDS OF THE SAME GODDAMN RARITY??? THIS MAY BE THE STUPIDEST, MOST UNWANTED, UNNEEDED AND UNNECESSARY THING IN THIS WHOLE ASS GAME!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*ahem* Cards of different rarities can now be included in the same trade.

And for this final trade, I would like you all to imagine something...

So you're playing on a new account, and you just got to PEKKA's Playhouse. You jump into your first game in this new arena, and you immediately see a card you have never seen before. You check, and you can't find it in the new cards available. You go into this person's account, and see that the card is called a MEGA KNIGHT. THERE IS A PERSON. USING MEGA KNIGHT. IN PEKKA'S PLAYHOUSE. Now, this person didn't hack the game and give himself a card he can't get yet. No, he just traded for it. And now he has access to a card no one else in his arena has. This is not healthy for the game. People should not be getting cards from later arenas. If you don't have a card and it is from an arena you have not yet been to, you CANNOT get that card from trades anymore.

Clans fixed, supercell can go suck my d-

I don't see 5 good things about yourself man

Hi Anti-void, hope you doing great!

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

How am I supposed to answer this? 😭

Hey, it's Battle Cats day!

your existence is fascinating, such a little guy, should be studied in a lab

Must I remind you to look at my profile picture

@lich-garden

I T 'S O V E R

The next goal is at 8000 notes

You'll never make it alone

You may have won many battles, but in the end you've lost the war

I'm going to regret this

I feel like making some more OC lore so I'm leaving it to Tumblr to decide how much

But I'm not telling you what I'm working on so if you want a specific OC of mine to be worked on you will need to hit all of the notes marks

300 notes I will work on project lore 1 (milestone hit!)

500 notes I will work on project lore 2 (done!)

1000 notes and I will make more lore for one of my more neglected OCs (milestone hit!)

1500 notes I'll work on project lore 3 which has been on pause for a year and a half now (milestone hit!)

And at a whopping 2500 I'll make a new OC and give it Project lore 1 levels of lore (which is a lot)

...

...

8000 notes and I'll start One Piece

8500 notes and I'll add more to the note goals

And for added chaos,

@21ducky @myconidwitch @thetetratan @lostfollower @thatoneguyfromtheantivoid @intothevoid125 @rainbowgod666 @official-megumin @ask-crow-aus

Here's your chance to end my life

:3

Edit:

MY FUCKING GOD

ITS HAS BEEN

8 FUCKING HOURS

AND WE'VE HIT 2 DIFFERENT NOTE GOALS

please don't make me watch One Piece

I'm scawed

Also look at the bottom of the comments to find my last update

Or the original post

Cuz u may see this in an outdated reblog

Edit:

It hasn't even been a day and we have

1

0

0

0

NOTES

I'm gonna watch One Piece aren't I...

Edit:

I cheated

I changed some of the goals

Cry about it

Edit:

Goddamnit we hit another milestone

Edit:

I did one of the things

Oh my God lore 2 got so much better

Really?

THIS is ur favorite time of day?

Me criticizing a mobile game?

Seriously?

No Clash Royale post today

Staying out longer than I anticipated

Sowwy

Will make a port tomorrow