I Don't See 5 Good Things About Yourself Man

I don't see 5 good things about yourself man

Hi Anti-void, hope you doing great!

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

How am I supposed to answer this? 😭

Hey, it's Battle Cats day!

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

I wanted to do this one early because this needs a LOT of attention

Day 3: The Shop

The shop is really stupid. It's just a bombardment of dogshit offers, one tiny free reward, and some trade offers that are almost always a waste of a trade token. But that is about to change.

First off, the layout is dumb. This may come off as a bit nitpicky but I don't want to school for five minutes every time I want to collect my free cards of golden chest. Just move the money related offers to the bottom, it's not a big change, but it'll be just that tiny bit better for most, if not all players.

Speaking of the shop offers, most of them are so absurd it's funny. Remember when you could get a book of books along with a bunch of other rewards in the Pass Royale for only 5 bucks? Well now the book of books alone is worth 20 DOLLARS WTF. I haven't spent a cent on this game, but even I understand how stupidly outrageous that is. Not only do we need to lower the price of ALL of the shop offers, but we could also make more shop offers use gems instead of money. I noticed the other day that I hit 2000 gems because i was saving for a legendary king's chest, but it didn't seem that appealing to get mostly junk I dont need for 2500 gems, so I just bought a bunch of elite wild cards instead (a literal FRACTION of a SINGLE level up btw). Having more gem offers will bring incentive to save gems, besides getting elite wild cards. If you want something for a specific card that has something going on right now (say an evolution) you could use your gems on that, because that could be a bigger priority to you than wild cards. A spender could still buy some gems and then buy the shop offer if they really wanted to, but if they had enough gems saved up, they wouldn't need to. This could help those offers be better, because tbh the only people buying these are YouTubers or people who want to keep a maxed account at all times.

Speaking of non-money shop offers, the current gold and gem offers are trash. I already talked about the wild card offers which are all complete scams, but you have to buy them to have level 15, which at this point, is a necessary in a lot of situations. It's underwhelming for the price you have to pay to get it, overwhelming for the opponents you play against that don't have it, and is in general very stupid. It would be best to just half the cost of all these offers and the amount of wild cards used per each level up, and call it a day. It's a lazy solution, yes, but probably the best one in this case. The gold and gem offers though, need other changes. Yes, getting more bang for your buck could also be added here, but that wouldn't really help that much because who in their right mind is buying these things. I mean sure, there COULD be an offer you want, but that only happens once every blue moon. But it could be better if there was an increased chance in getting offers for cards in your deck. If you somehow didn't know already, Clash Royale records the deck you use, so it probably wouldn't be too hard to add a feature where the cards in your deck had higher chances of being in shop offers. There wouldn't be a single soul who wouldn't like that change, I guarantee.

Also please make the free stuff a bit better. It doesn't have to be big, but 1500 gold is NOTHING.

And finally we have the trades. I think we can give these the same treatment as the f2p currency offers by just upping the chances of cards in your deck to be in the receiving side of a trade offer.

Shop fixed.

I'm better than Supercell

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

We hit a week in

Day 7: Clans

I'm going to do clan wars in a different one because that's an even bigger mess but clans is easier and I'm feeling lazy today soo...

Clans are kinda useless and dumb right now, and considering their only useful feature is a dumpster fire right now, this thing needs some updates.

Change 1: Kill Epic Sunday

Epic Sunday might just be one of the dumbest things in the game right now, because it's useless. Just let me request some goddamn epics on Saturday! I think making replacing Epic Sunday with something like Legendary Sunday might be better, considering this feature is either completely obsolete to some people and very annoying to others. Having Legendary Sunday adds the ability to request Legendaries, which would be cool.

2: Request card limits

Request card limits are also kinda dumb. Like why can I only request 4 measly rare cards at a time? Make the amount of cards you can get per request MUCH bigger, and maybe even scale it with arenas. The higher the arena, the higher the amount of cards you can get per request. Plus, remove give limits entirely. If I have unnecessary rocket cards, why can I donate only one at a time?

Change 3: Making Trades Not Dumb

Trades are so incredibly dumb and need fixing.

Fist off, why do trade tokens exist? They are so unnecessary! Completely remove them. Or make the rarities of the trade not matter and make all the trade tokens become one currency, then make them way more accessible and also add them to the season shop.

Speaking of rarities...

WHY THE EVER-LIVING FUCK DO I HAVE TO PICK CARDS OF THE SAME GODDAMN RARITY??? THIS MAY BE THE STUPIDEST, MOST UNWANTED, UNNEEDED AND UNNECESSARY THING IN THIS WHOLE ASS GAME!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*ahem* Cards of different rarities can now be included in the same trade.

And for this final trade, I would like you all to imagine something...

So you're playing on a new account, and you just got to PEKKA's Playhouse. You jump into your first game in this new arena, and you immediately see a card you have never seen before. You check, and you can't find it in the new cards available. You go into this person's account, and see that the card is called a MEGA KNIGHT. THERE IS A PERSON. USING MEGA KNIGHT. IN PEKKA'S PLAYHOUSE. Now, this person didn't hack the game and give himself a card he can't get yet. No, he just traded for it. And now he has access to a card no one else in his arena has. This is not healthy for the game. People should not be getting cards from later arenas. If you don't have a card and it is from an arena you have not yet been to, you CANNOT get that card from trades anymore.

Clans fixed, supercell can go suck my d-

Hahahahahahahah... AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?

YOU CANNOT WIN

6000 NOTES IS THE END FOR YOU

Until then, enjoy spamming.

I'm going to regret this

I feel like making some more OC lore so I'm leaving it to Tumblr to decide how much

But I'm not telling you what I'm working on so if you want a specific OC of mine to be worked on you will need to hit all of the notes marks

300 notes I will work on project lore 1 (milestone hit!)

500 notes I will work on project lore 2 (done!)

1000 notes and I will make more lore for one of my more neglected OCs (milestone hit!)

1500 notes I'll work on project lore 3 which has been on pause for a year and a half now (milestone hit!)

And at a whopping 2500 I'll make a new OC and give it Project lore 1 levels of lore (which is a lot)

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8000 notes and I'll start One Piece

8500 notes and I'll add more to the note goals

And for added chaos,

@21ducky @myconidwitch @thetetratan @lostfollower @thatoneguyfromtheantivoid @intothevoid125 @rainbowgod666 @official-megumin @ask-crow-aus

Here's your chance to end my life

:3

Edit:

MY FUCKING GOD

ITS HAS BEEN

8 FUCKING HOURS

AND WE'VE HIT 2 DIFFERENT NOTE GOALS

please don't make me watch One Piece

I'm scawed

Also look at the bottom of the comments to find my last update

Or the original post

Cuz u may see this in an outdated reblog

Edit:

It hasn't even been a day and we have

1

0

0

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NOTES

I'm gonna watch One Piece aren't I...

Edit:

I cheated

I changed some of the goals

Cry about it

Edit:

Goddamnit we hit another milestone

Edit:

I did one of the things

Oh my God lore 2 got so much better

No Clash Royale post today

Staying out longer than I anticipated

Sowwy

Will make a post tomorrow