THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME

THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

No no no, it's "hi *to* Carl"

Like such,

hi to Carl

Oreo is not a bad name

Would have been better if he was black and white

WAIT SKIN-

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

So I do have an actually good update but I'm saving it for Tomorrow because I had I funny idea for a card.

Day 13: The Turtle

THE ULTIMATE TANK

Rarity: Epic

Elixir: 5

Turtle Health: 5000 (at lvl 11)

Shell Health: 1500 (at lvl 11)

Damage: 10

Attack speed: 2 secs

Deploy time: 2 secs

Speed: 0.25 tps (tiles per second) NEW SLOWEST CARD IN THE GAME

The Turtle is a single targeting slow tank that targets buildings only.

The Turtle has a whopping five health marks (like what the Goblin Demolisher has) and each time it hits a mark it goes into its shell.

When in the shell, the turtle will not move or attack until the shell is broken. The shell can't exist forever, because it gets the building treatment and dies over time.

After three seconds of being in a shell, the turtle will start healing (the turtle not the shell). Once the shell is broken, the turtle comes out again, and after three more seconds the turtle shell will start healing (although if a health marker is hit before the shell starts healing the shell will be at one health). This cycle of shell and no shell repeats until the turtle finally dies. Keep in mind that if the turtle heals in his shell the heath mark that brought the shell out last will have to be hit again.

So technically this can iso three crown if your opponent is not careful, but any swarm or either inferno card can destroy this thing (although a turtle valk electro wiz push can probably devastate your opponent.

This is just a dumb idea I thought of, serious update tomorrow.

WE MADE IT

If this post gets 80085 notes I will finally stop boymoding in public

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

This feature is so slept in it's criminal

Day 11: Classic Challenges

I honestly forgot these existed until earlier today. They're that forgettable. So I'm making them cooler.

Change 1: Rewards

The rewards are actually a major improvement compared to the price of gold for gems usually. For winning (I think?) 4 battles I got 2000 gold in the mega draft challenge, plus a few cards. That is double what you can get for 60 gems in the shop. Keep in mind a mega draft challenge has a 50 gem enter fee, so that is CRAZY value. Even with this, I think the amount of cards given should be upped SLIGHTLY. Not too much.

Now that I think of it, Supercell might have forgotten about classic challenges too, because that is one of the only features they haven't run to the ground with unnecessary monetization!

Change 2: Game modes

Right now, in the challenges, there are classic challenges, which has fewer rewards for a cheap entry fee, grand challenges, which has a high entry fee but a lot of rewards, and mega draft challenges, which are in the middle, and the only classic challenge you can do that doesn't take your deck into account. We should have more choices. We need regular draft, triple draft, and ESPECIALLY touchdown challenges. Touchdown challenges might be the most hype thing added to Clash since evolutions were announced. You know, before we knew they were pay-to-win as fuck. We need that. I need that. Also I'm stealing an old idea and putting it here. Randomizer challenge! Every battle is a different game mode. I proposed this for Clan Wars, and I'm bringing it to Challenges as well.

Change 3: Better advertising

Make challenges more known. As I said, I forgot these even existed until earlier today. I'm sure most players in midlatter don't know these exist either, which sucks because they're ACTUALLY GOOD! THERE IS A GOOD FEATURE IN CLASH ROYALE AND BARELY ANYONE USES OR CARES ABOUT IT!!!! MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!!

I didn't expect to not have to do that much work in improving something in THIS game, but I guess there's a first time for everything.