Making Actually Good Updates To Clash Royale Every Day Until Supercell Fixes Their Stupid Game

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

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Day 22: Trebuchet

Rarity: Rare

Card: troop

Elixir: 5

Attack damage: 600 (at lvl 11)

Burn damage: 15 per tic

Burn tic speed: 0.5 secs

Burn duration: 6 secs

Health: 1379

Attack speed: 2.5 secs

Range: 7 tiles

The trebuchet is a long range single targeting troop that shoots flaming cannonballs at the opposing troops. Each of the shots only hit one troop, but if the troop was next to any other opposing troops when hit, all of them will catch on fire from the cannonball.

The trebuchet can help as a way to deal with mini tank + swarm pushes. It also has the range of the magic archer, helping it stay away from enemy attacks and help from afar. This compensates for the trebuchet's disgustingly slow attack speed. Plus it's just really fun to say.

I think this might be a very fun card to play with. It would be alone to defend most "mini pushes" (a term I coined to describe any push without a win con), but it can also be used to counter any swarms helping a win con. Overall, this seems like a balanced card.

Seriously tho, it's really fun to say. TREBUCHET!

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Today I found a really long post with no notes, and I didn't want to read it, so I just commented "I'm a fucking alligator" and left.

@zezah-xiomara-citrine if ur reading this

I lied

I was never an alligator

>:3

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

Day two of early posting

Day 24: Cosmetics

Customizing things about your account of characters are a staple in games as a whole. But, like many other things, Clash Royale handles cosmetics horribly. They have a lot of types, and no one cares about any of them. But after this update, people will care ever so slightly more.

Change 1: Emotes

Emotes SUCK in Clash. They are constantly used in SUPER toxic ways, and no one likes it. Honestly though, I can't even blame Supercell for this. The emote system right now is pretty good. It's mostly the playerbase's fault for being so damn toxic. But there is o e thing I'd like to change...

Lower the max emote limit. And ban players for hitting the max limit too many times. It's so fucking annoying to go against a no-skill hog 2.6 player spamming princess yawning and goblin w/ tongue out emotes throughout the game. Absolute fucking bitchless living-in-mother's-basement Twitter user fattass troll failure of a human beings.

Yeah I hate those guys.

Change 2: Banners

Banners are completely obsolete. They bring no purpose and are so overpriced. Justice for banners!

Give banner masteries at max mastery level a cooler frame. It looks underwhelming as shit tbh. Also give all banners animations, and give the current animated ones cooler animations. Or at least more banners with animations that don't require you buy the pass.

3: Tower skins

Make Tower skins mor accessable!!! I HAVE FIVE!!! AND IVE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR YEARS!!!!!! AND THEY'RE ALL TRASH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

So yeah cosmetics are cool

@thelittleprince13 I was looking at ur old posts and I found this one

I wanted to make a comment

Turns out I made the EXACT SAME COMMENT ON A REBLOG ALREADY

I PREDICTED MYSELF

I had a dream where I chocked on an acorn and sans from undertale just stood their watching me as I chocked

Well that's on you then

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