Making Actually Good Updates To Clash Royale Every Day Until Supercell Fixes Their Stupid Game

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

I'm back, but this time, it's different

So I've been posting suuuuuuper lately night basically since the start of this entire thing, and that basically puts a lot of pressure on me to rush making the post, and then I forget about it the rest of the day.

But now I have a better and more consistent way. Instead of posting at 11:59 PM, I'll post at 12:01 AM!

So now I'll be posting very early morning. This will be the final late night post of this series.

That also means this one and the next one will be much closer timewise to each other than any other two Clash posts.

With that being said, Clash post!

Day 23: Sniper

So this is a really weird and interesting idea I thought of and it's loosely based off of the sniper monkey from BTD6 but that doesn't mean it can't be in Clash.

Rarity: Legendary

Elixir: 4

Attack: 2400 (at lvl 11)

Health: 190

Attack speed: 12 secs

Range: 13.5 tiles

Movement speed: 1 tps (tile per second)

Can only reload while standing still

The sniper is basically an amalgamation of the princess and the sparky combined into a squishy MENACE. It's single targeting, meaning literally skeletons can take it out, but if it hits something, that something takes a LOT of damage. Letting this thing run on your tower is game over almost immediately. But it is very easy to deal with considering its low health.

The sniper would be VERY annoying if not dealt with properly, but honestly isn't as overpowered as it may seem. This may actually become a midlatter menace, whilst seeing no play in top latter. If it's added, that is.

Welp, see ya in a few hours.

@thelittleprince13 I was looking at ur old posts and I found this one

I wanted to make a comment

Turns out I made the EXACT SAME COMMENT ON A REBLOG ALREADY

I PREDICTED MYSELF

I had a dream where I chocked on an acorn and sans from undertale just stood their watching me as I chocked

God I'm lonely

Sorry for da slow posts I am with the lovely wife and we are having a ball around town.

BRO

WHY DO YOU LIKE OTHER FUCKING THINGS WITH TOMATOES IN THEM

IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE TOMATOES

IT WOULD BE EXCUSABLE IF YOU SAID YOU DON'T LIKE TOMATOES BECAUSE OF THE TEXTURE

BUT YOU SAID THE INGREDIENTS

YOU BAFFOONS

Making actually good updates to Clash Royale every day until Supercell fixes their stupid game

Day two of early posting

Day 24: Cosmetics

Customizing things about your account of characters are a staple in games as a whole. But, like many other things, Clash Royale handles cosmetics horribly. They have a lot of types, and no one cares about any of them. But after this update, people will care ever so slightly more.

Change 1: Emotes

Emotes SUCK in Clash. They are constantly used in SUPER toxic ways, and no one likes it. Honestly though, I can't even blame Supercell for this. The emote system right now is pretty good. It's mostly the playerbase's fault for being so damn toxic. But there is o e thing I'd like to change...

Lower the max emote limit. And ban players for hitting the max limit too many times. It's so fucking annoying to go against a no-skill hog 2.6 player spamming princess yawning and goblin w/ tongue out emotes throughout the game. Absolute fucking bitchless living-in-mother's-basement Twitter user fattass troll failure of a human beings.

Yeah I hate those guys.

Change 2: Banners

Banners are completely obsolete. They bring no purpose and are so overpriced. Justice for banners!

Give banner masteries at max mastery level a cooler frame. It looks underwhelming as shit tbh. Also give all banners animations, and give the current animated ones cooler animations. Or at least more banners with animations that don't require you buy the pass.

3: Tower skins

Make Tower skins mor accessable!!! I HAVE FIVE!!! AND IVE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR YEARS!!!!!! AND THEY'RE ALL TRASH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

So yeah cosmetics are cool

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