Eddie: Why Would I Fuck A Demon? Simple; The Status. Imagine You And Your Friends Arriving At The Gates

Eddie: why would i fuck a demon? simple; the status. imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death, and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. legendary

Steve: it's 3 am, what the fuck 

Robin: no-

Robin: continue, you have a point

Eddie would have a YouTube channel that he uses to upload videos of him doing metal covers of all Steve's favourite songs. Sometimes, it's just him and his guitar sitting on the floor in front of their bed while Steve lies on the messy bed behind him, watching with a fond smile. Other times, it's Eddie and the rest of Corroded Coffin in their small garage just fucking around and laughing as they turn the most poppy song into a head banging metal song.

tgif stands for trans gender it’s friday

horrible thoughts hour: what if steve didn't understand why robin kept coming to him after starcourt, until she made some passing comment about how glad she is that it was steve she got stuck in a russian torture chamber with bc he's her person and she wouldn't have found him otherwise so she's oddly grateful and steve finally realizes that she really does like him- he'd thought she hated him and only hung out with him bc he had a car and he just accepted that bc he doesn't think he's useful for anything else either

did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.