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Steve: Good luck sending me mixed signals, I don't even understand the direct ones

Eddie: *Giggles to himself*

Steve: What's so funny?

Eddie: I put a bunch of rubber duckies in random places that Robin is going to go to

Robin: *from the other room* Why the fuck is there a rubber duck in my leftovers from yesterday?!

Eddie: And so it begins

Eddie: please? For me?

Steve: don't do that

Eddie: what?

Steve: you think every time you say "please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well not this time 

Eddie: please? For me?

Steve:

Steve: okay

Steve: If you can't beat them, dress better than them

Eddie: what is your biggest fear?

Steve: er... you dying. I'm not really scared of anything else to be honest

Eddie: what about you dying?

Steve: that's literally my biggest dream

Steve: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence*

Steve: Man, y'all depressed as fuck

Robin: You didn't clap either

Steve: Shut up

Eddie: I'm an idiot

Robin:

Steve:

Jonathan:

Nancy:

Argyle:

Robin: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day

Steve: In light of what we went through, you can hug me for four to five seconds

Dustin: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Steve: No! Four to five seconds!

Dustin: Too late!!!

Steve: ... Eds, do you want to talk about it?

Eddie: *laying face down on the floor* Why would you automatically assume that something is wrong?

Steve: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Robin: Okay, but in my defense, Eddie bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Steve: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Robin: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Steve: *crying* It's not a joke, I’m a legit snack

Steve: Why do people keep saying that they make a "mean dish"? Why's it gotta be mean? Why does everything have to be evil? So much hate in the world...

Steve: I make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so, so much

Steve: When I told you to bring me back something from the lake I meant something like a cool rock

Eddie *struggling to hold a raccoon*: Would have been nice to know

Eddie: why would i fuck a demon? simple; the status. imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death, and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. legendary

Steve: it's 3 am, what the fuck 

Robin: no-

Robin: continue, you have a point

Eddie: I'm adopting the life style of a goat.

Steve: which is?

Eddie: Eat what I want, do what I want, and ram my head into anyone who challenges me

Steve: Are you sure that's healthy?

Eddie: ... *charges at him*

Robin: I told Steve I really liked ghosts and he said "are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening"

Eddie: Hey (with intention of forcing Steve to watch Lord of the Rings)

Steve: Hey (with the intention of falling asleep while watching Lord of the Rings)

Eddie: And this is my ex boyfriend Steve

Steve: I told you to stop introducing me like that

Steve: I‘m his husband

Steve: I, for one, think I could and should be more slutty

Eddie: You're giving me a sticker?

Steve: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"

Eddie: I'm not a preschooler.

Steve: Fine, i‘ll take it back-

Eddie: I earned this, back off!