Incorrect Robin Buckley - Tumblr Posts

Steve, in line at a coffee shop: Can I get a very large cold brew with uh, seven espresso shots?

Robin, who just started working there: God, just do cocaine.

Robin: *exists*

Steve: Not to be dramatic or

anything, but I will literally die for you

Robin: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeves

Eddie: I think you mean tricks

Steve: She does not

Robin: *pulling knives out of her sleeves* I do not

Steve: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Eddie: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Steve: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING DUSTIN WITH ME

Robin, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

Nancy: Robin is a great provider

Steve: And what does she provide you with exactly?

Nancy: *watches a microwave blow up in Robin's face, Robin just standing there like she's in a cartoon* Amusement mostly

Steve: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha

Robin: Do you think other people can't hear you?

Eddie: *Giggles to himself*

Steve: What's so funny?

Eddie: I put a bunch of rubber duckies in random places that Robin is going to go to

Robin: *from the other room* Why the fuck is there a rubber duck in my leftovers from yesterday?!

Eddie: And so it begins

Robin: I think it's time we start being mean to people who make hot chocolate with water. If you're lactose intolerant, you can stay, but you're on thin fucking ice

Eddie: Sometimes I eat the powder straight from the packet

Steve: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence*

Steve: Man, y'all depressed as fuck

Robin: You didn't clap either

Steve: Shut up

Robin: *yawning* Can't believe ghosts are truly real

Eddie: Yeah, every time you yawn in October, a ghost puts their dick in your mouth

Eddie: I'm an idiot

Robin:

Steve:

Jonathan:

Nancy:

Argyle:

Robin: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day

Steve: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Robin: Okay, but in my defense, Eddie bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Steve: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Robin: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Steve: *crying* It's not a joke, I’m a legit snack

Eddie: why would i fuck a demon? simple; the status. imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death, and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. legendary

Steve: it's 3 am, what the fuck 

Robin: no-

Robin: continue, you have a point

Eddie: I am stupid but smart at the same time in the same way dogs are very good learners but will still eat grass ravenously until they get sick and will run into glass doors

Robin: I told Steve I really liked ghosts and he said "are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening"

Eddie: I just saw a rat in your room

Robin: it's called a mirror

Robin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Eddie: That would suck, you can't microwave metal

Robin: *on the phone* 911 this is an emergency-

Robin, holding a box: you promise it's not bees again?

Eddie, from a distance: just open it

Robin: Hey.

Eddie: Hey?

Robin: I can't sleep :/ 

Eddie: I can. Goodnight