Season 5 Opens With A Shot Of Steve Harrington Leaning Over The Counter At His And Robin's New Job, He's

Season 5 opens with a shot of Steve Harrington leaning over the counter at his and Robin's new job, he's got a flirty smile pulling at his lips and he uses one of his signature pick up lines on the girl that the audience can't see the face off.

She's got her back to the camera and her long curly hair is tied up in a loose bun, a few strands hang free around her face and she twirls one in her hand as she laughs at something Steve said. Her black shirt is cropped short and Steve's eyes keep dropping down to the exposed skin of her tattooed stomach.

Off screen, we hear Robin call Steve's name and say something like, "Stop flirting and attend to customers!"

The mystery girl turns her face to the camera and instead of it being some random girl, it's Eddie Munson and he's got a cheeky smile of his own as he yells to Robin, "I am a paying customer, Robin, I deserve Steve's attention."

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

Robin: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!

Eddie: Bet you I can!

Steve: *sips tea, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

Steve: I, for one, think I could and should be more slutty

Something woke Dustin in the middle of the night.

He was at Steve’s house since his mom was out of town and Steve had- because he followed Dustin’s mom’s rules to the letter- made Dustin go to bed at a reasonable hour because it was a school night.

It must have been some time because he had been asleep for long enough to have a lengthy dream about Lucas and Will dueling with swords made of dragon tails.

Dustin made his way downstairs without turning any light on to look for the source of the sound. He was familiar enough with Steve’s house to navigate it by moonlight alone.

He stopped before he made it to the kitchen.

The floor creaked underfoot and something in the kitchen crashed. “Shit!” Steve said. “Dustin?”

“Um, no?”

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Robin: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this 

Steve: I literally said "I have an idea," and you just went along with it without question