LMAOOOO IF MY FF MC EVER GETS PREGNANT IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA CHAOSSSS

LMAOOOO IF MY FF MC EVER GETS PREGNANT IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA CHAOSSSS

I can't stop thinking of a pregnant Mc announcement with Belphegor.

Obviously afab mc.

Mc: Hey remember when Belphegor killed me?

Lucifer: That is a strange thing to bring up on the diner table.

Mc: Okay but you guys do remember.

Mammon: Of course we remember! I cried for a week.

Beelzebub: Why do you bring it up? What did Belphie do now?

Belphegor: I've done nothing!

Mc: Of course you did.

Belphegor: What? What now?

Mc: You took my life once, and now you've put new life inside of me.

Belphegor: WHAT?!

Asmodeus: OMG

Mc: I'm pregnant.

Lucifer: AND THIS IS HOW YOU DECIDE TO TELL US?!

Poh-tah-toh

Ain't Fuku already dead? Also, This rat really be frickin window shopping for a future body to possess, my question is; Is he perfectly healthy in this body? does he get Bram's ability?? what if we send him to space among us style? does he have two abilities??

Send that bitch to Mars alive. Or pull off some soul destroying bs or something..

oh damn so he was just window shopping for his future body? 😔

I will be disregarding canon and instead feed into my fantasies where Bram and Aya are happily father-daughter bonding over modern music and movies

Mentally I am still here

I judge them more physically when they're both adults, like– idc if one of them is a millennia old sorcerer or whatever, as long as they're both adults and they're both hot lmao

Note from Anon:

“Please say your opinion in the tags! I’m asking cuz I have two oc ships and I’m afraid that the age differences might be a problem, the first is a 28 year old x a 31 year old the other is a 41 year old x a 46 year old.”

-submit your poll!-

That be like– a dream come true

When I read a fanfic I like, the author becomes a mini celebrity to me. So when an author with a work I like kudos’ or comments on my own fanfic I just-