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Elegantpartygardenmuffin - Kiri - Tumblr Blog
"Not all men..."
Yeah your right José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal would never treat me like this
Dad Dabi is getting teary eyed as he watches his baby reader taker her first steps. My man just gets on his knees and opens up his arms for her, scooping her up and cooing how amazing she is. But when he puts her down and reader starts walking again, he realises that this means you're growing up, and since u can walk now, you're gonna start running soon, and then eventually you're gonna leave your old man because someone's scummy son wooed you, and your scummy s/o will obv not let u meet your father and he's gonna die alone and won't be able to protect u from your scummy s/o and the scummy world omg-
And Dabi's like immeadiately pushing you down until u fall softly on ur butt and he's like: alright, cut it out. No more walking for you, little brat.*sniffles*
Daryl: I need to get something off my chest
Y/n: Is it your shirt
Daryl:...
Y/n:...Please say yes
Y/N, on the top bunk: Daryl there’s a monster under my bed!
Merle, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you
Daryl: God, give me patience.
Y/N: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Daryl: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Y/N: I’m so happy I could kiss you
Daryl: *nervous laughter* Ummmm... neat
[later]
Daryl, lying face down on the bed: I can’t believe I said “neat,” Rick, “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s not neat to say neat. I hate myself.
Rick: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Michonne kissed me?
Daryl: Didn’t you thank her?
Rick, staring blankly into the distance: I thanked her
Imagine You Are Hope’s Babysitter And All The Mikaelsons Have A Crush On You.
Elijah watched in amazement as you tutored his niece in reading. You sat at the table with Hope at your side, focusing intensely on the gliding of your finger and the soft instructions of your voice. She seemed almost memorized by you-not that Elijah couldn’t see why. For a hunter, you were extremely gentle and loving. Something which contrasted surprisingly well alongside your fierce protective streak. While Elijah admitted, he had his doubts when Hailey first introduced you as Hope’s nanny, he could no longer picture anyone better to babysit his niece.
“Amazing, isn’t she?” Klaus spoke up, snapping Elijah from his trance.
Elijah gave a short nod, swallowing his slight embarrassment of being caught staring. “That she is. We’re very lucky to have her.”
“More than lucky a woman like her only comes once in a lifetime.” Kol’s voice came from behind. He stood propped up against the doorway, his dark brown eyes watching the huntress keenly. It was clear that the youngest of the Mikaelson siblings had taken an interest in her. Something neither brother liked.
“Stare all you want little brother, but (y/n) belongs to me.” Niklaus declared. Elijah couldn’t help, but snort at this. “Please Niklaus, just because she works as Hope’s babysitter doesn’t make her yours. Besides which (y/n) is a person not an object to lay claim over.”
“He’s right, Niklaus. You can’t choose who, (Y/N) falls for.” Rebecca chastised, appearing suddenly next to them. Like earlier with Kol, she had a predatory type look as she gazed longingly towards (Y/N). “Besides ever thought she might like someone a little more…feminine?”
“Bloody Hell. Is she a witch or a huntress, cause apparently we’re all under her spell.” Klaus growled in disbelief. “Who’s next? Hayley? Freya? Our deceased parents?!”
I MADE SOMETHING TODAY, YAYYY. About Kuroo dicking in Disney XD. (Yes, I didn't write it wrong. ◕‿◕)
Yaku: So, who is Karasuno’s Captain?
Sugawara: Whoever can yell the loudest.
Hanamaki: I am dumber than a mouse. I saw a glue trap in a drawer and I didn't know what it was (I thought it was a tray of sauce) so I pressed my entire hand into it and now I'm stuck to a glue trap
Oikawa: I...what kind of sauce looks like glue?
Hanamaki: barbeque sauce :(
Iwaizumi: I really don't want to be rude, but hey, why the ever loving FUCK did you press your entire hand down into what you thought was a tray of barbecue sauce?
Hanamaki: I saw it and it was dark in the drawer and I went "hehe...sauce time"