Some TUA Incorrect Quotes About God

Some TUA incorrect quotes about God

Spoilers s3 I think?

God: Jesus is the kid who made me want to have more kids.

God: Klaus is the kid who made me regret to had 43 more.

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Jesus: *die crucified* Hey mom, sorry I came home a little early.

God: Oh my sweet baby, don't worry I will give you a little add so you can say goodbye to your friends and then I will make cookies for when you came back :)

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Klaus: *die* Sup' mom! I know you said I hadn't curfew but I'm here <3

God: I didn't say you hadn't curfew I said I disown you, get out of my house.

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God: Jesus! My sweet baby, I love you so much 🥺. You're such a good kid, I was so mad when humans killed you! Didn't the abilities I gave you were good enough? *sob* I want more kids, I'm sure they will be sweetheart like you. This time I'm gonna make them fucking badass so humans can't fuck up my babies >:(

*creates the Marigold's children*

*17 years later*

Half of them are dead or are claimed missing. 13 of them have been traumatized by Reggie. Five fucked up time and reality. Viktor caused the apocalypse directly or indirectly three times. Christopher is a cube. Klaus keeps dying and being a disrespectful little bitch.

God: What I have done...

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Klaus: Why don't you just let me in the afterlife! Are you homophobic >:( ?

God: I'm literally a lesbian you're just an asshole.

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God: Yes I love all my children equally. Jesus, Viktor, Five, Allison, /insert all the names of the Marigold's children/ and *reading the palm of her hand* Klovs...

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Dave: *arriving in the afterlife* Hum, hello, are you God?

God: Since you're weird enough for falling in love with the ghosty bitch I don't know if it's a good idea of letting you in.

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God "I created you so I can choose what I love or not": Yes I'm the superior being of life. An entity full of love and mercy.

Klaus: Hi.

God: Except for you.

Ok but doesn't it will be funny if Sebastian spend so much time with Bruce that when he accidentally discoverers his boss is Batman he just became very dense?

Bruce: *in his Batman costume. Going into his office at 4:00 am during a patrol for taking new batrangs because his kids use them for playing darts on a LexCorp's billboard. Has removed his mask*

Sebastian: *walk in* Oh my god boss-

Bruce: Wait it's not what you think-

Sebastian: I didn't know you're a Batman's cosplayer!

Bruce: ... Hey you can say it's my dark secret.

Alright, you know the drill new fic idea let’s go

Brucie wayne and his disaster assistant, but he’s such a sweetie that Bruce can’t bring himself to fire him

Sebastian: [hands Bruce his coffee, goes to sip his own]

Bruce: [sips and grimaces]

Sebastian: [sips and spits it back in the cup before realizing they had the wrong coffees] “oops…”

Bruce: [is so so so tired, closes his eyes] “I don’t care if you don’t care” [hands Sebastian his coffee and takes the other cup]

Sebastian: “I’m so sorry… I can get you another”

Bruce: [drinking his coffee] “it’s fine… I’m sure you’ve wanted to sip in my cup at some point”

Okay time's up how do AFO steal quirks?

Like, quirks are a natural capacity of an individual and most of the time it's inherited from their parents or the parents' quirks fuse or the combination of the parents' quirk make a all new surprising quirk. So clearly it's a genetic shit and it must be in their DNA.

As a proof OFA need DNA for be given.

Did, did AFO stole their DNA? After he stole their quirk did their DNA change? If the doctor clone a person with a complete DNA the clone will have the same quirk as the original? Did AFO can steal the quirk of the clone and he will have the quirk at the same time of the original?

Did Monoma copy DNA when he copies quirk? Did his DNA change when he copies a quirk? If his DNA change can he use it for thing like blood transfusion who need to be compatible? If Monoma copies a quirk and AFO tries to steal it, will he steals Monoma's quirk or the copied quirk?

I. Need. Answers.

When you need plushies for your comfort and mental health but you learn you're fucking allergic to dust.

Fuck off sir, I'm gonna die with my plushies I don't leave them.

The world would be on fire if you let him fuck around with alchemy XD

Sometimes I think about how Trisha telling Ed + Al they took after their father when they did stuff with alchemy might imply that alchemic ability is a trait that can be inherited in FMA. And then, if that is the case, I think about how lucky most FMA characters are that homunculi can't use alchemy. Because just imagine what a menace Envy would've been if he'd gotten to keep all the alchemic ability William would've probably inherited from Dante + Hohenheim

Gold

And the fic is amazing too :)

Dick Grayson ref doodles for my fic: pre and post his kidnapping