When You Need Plushies For Your Comfort And Mental Health But You Learn You're Fucking Allergic To Dust.

When you need plushies for your comfort and mental health but you learn you're fucking allergic to dust.

Fuck off sir, I'm gonna die with my plushies I don't leave them.

A minute of silence for Momo's costum original design who was so much better than the final result. Why Horikoshi? You did a perfectly good costume why did you choose to change it for an ugly sexualized version 😭😭😭?

Ok but doesn't it will be funny if Sebastian spend so much time with Bruce that when he accidentally discoverers his boss is Batman he just became very dense?

Bruce: *in his Batman costume. Going into his office at 4:00 am during a patrol for taking new batrangs because his kids use them for playing darts on a LexCorp's billboard. Has removed his mask*

Sebastian: *walk in* Oh my god boss-

Bruce: Wait it's not what you think-

Sebastian: I didn't know you're a Batman's cosplayer!

Bruce: ... Hey you can say it's my dark secret.

Alright, you know the drill new fic idea let’s go

Brucie wayne and his disaster assistant, but he’s such a sweetie that Bruce can’t bring himself to fire him

Sebastian: [hands Bruce his coffee, goes to sip his own]

Bruce: [sips and grimaces]

Sebastian: [sips and spits it back in the cup before realizing they had the wrong coffees] “oops…”

Bruce: [is so so so tired, closes his eyes] “I don’t care if you don’t care” [hands Sebastian his coffee and takes the other cup]

Sebastian: “I’m so sorry… I can get you another”

Bruce: [drinking his coffee] “it’s fine… I’m sure you’ve wanted to sip in my cup at some point”

Crack AU idea because it's dark outside, I'm sick, I didn't sleep properly for the all week and I'm under a lot of stress for the few next days. In conclusion I live in denial of all my duties.

Crack MHA AU

The LOV wants to do a good impression and kidnapped a Yuei's kid. Unfortunately that was Denki and it's end up with him being friend with Toga and Twice. Tomura eventually kicks him out because if he heard them singing "baby shark" one more time he's gonna disintegrate himself.

But he continues to come back and it's become a sort of weekly meeting where they play video games and other stuffs. Doesn't mean Denki is the traitor, he just hangs out with the LOV.

Eventually the Bakusquad getting curious and discover the all thing. They're first chocked because they believe Denki betrayed them but the LOV are just like "No don't worry it's just our walking-vines-mental-health-support hero." The Bakusquad joins the party and this is how the "Saturday night of peace" is born. No more fights or moral issues just games and a lot of bad movies and unhealthy food. Toga, Mina and Denki chat while doing their nails. Bakugou, Spinner and Tomura trying to destroy each other at Mario Kart. Kirishima being supportive with everybody and Dabi and Sero maybe smoking weed but we have no proves.

Gradually all the class joined the group (because let's be real they're all fucking curious problem kids). And even the ex-rooftop squad. Maybe Hawks accidentally walks in one day and he's like "Shit wtf" but anyway he joins the party because it's fun.

I don't really know how the interactions of everybody would look like. But I want Izuku and Tomura (because I like the headcanon where AFO is Izuku's dad) + Dabi and Shoto act like chaotic siblings. Iida and Tomura bonding over their hate for Stain "I tried to kill him once. -Well once I tried to annihilate an entire city because he was in. -Truly inspirational." (and they throw peanuts at Spinner when he's being a fanboy about Stain). I want the rooftop squad being reunited (maybe Kurogiri can start remember things from Oboro and become a sort of mixed version of the two?) and act like: Aizawa and Kuroboro are wine moms ; Nemuri and Magne are the jin aunt and Hizashi the mojito dad. Twice and Toga perfectly fit the chaos of the class 1A. Hawks acting like an embarrassing big brother for Tokoyami.

Did I mentioned Min*ta doesn't existing ? Well he doesn't exist lmao. At his place there's just Shinsou who was a little confused at first but now roll with it.

Toga asking Mina advices for flirting with Uraraka. Yuuga and Sako still manage to look like fucking top models in this hovel.

During the second year of the now class 2A they arrived at this conclusion: AFO is a son of bitch, the Comission are fucking bastards so let's do our own thing. So they process to take down AFO and the actual government with the help of Nedzu who followed all the things since the beginning and always wanted to take down the government.

I headcanon Denki as a half American. And I think he might be really good in english. But when the class 1A ask him how did he learned he responded:

Vines

And now the class just saying random vines quotes h24.

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Present Mic: How do you say "throwing" something?

Mina: YEET!

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Midoriya:*to Bakugou* Kacchan, stop! You're gonna get in trouble.

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Jirou: *beating Mineta's ass during training* When will you learn that your actions have consequences?

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Yuga:*at lunch* Yaaaah! I coulda dropped mah croissant!

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Mina:*gossip with Todoroki* And they were roommates.

Todoroki: Mah God, they were roommates.

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Bakugo: WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEE?

Kirishima: They are my crocs !

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Present Mic:*pointing a sentence for the example* Road work ahead.

The all class 1A:*in unisson* Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.

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Feel free to add more.

They're individually really smart but together they share one braincell.

You asked them for help, they brainstormed 5 hours straight. There were one arson, two suicidal tentative for escape, few bruises and one broken leg. And after all of this they're best solution is murder.

Wally West, Sokka, Leo Valdez and Lance are the same person in different universes