HII !! Omg It's Been So Long Since I've Seen Anyone Write For David Dastmalchian's Characters (^_^)

HII !! omg it's been so long since I've seen anyone write for David Dastmalchian's characters ＼(^_^)／

could I request hcs for abner with a s/o with a symbiote (Venom) ?

❥ HI THERE LOVE, yea i've just started becoming more active on tumblr and my love for david has GROWN INTO AN INFATUATION and so all i've been writing is david characters haha! thank you for requesting and i hope these headcanons are okay bc your ask is such a unique one and i don't wanna disappoint AAAAA

abner krill with a s/o that has a symbiote headcanons warnings: mentions of intercourse, this is so short im so sorry i had no ideas SHHSHSH

okay so i feel as though you wouldn’t tell him that you have a symbiote and he didn’t really question anything when you talk to yourself CONSTANTLY, because yk talking to yourself isn’t that abnormal

but when your body starts jolting from one place to another, beyond your own will, abner’s like ok so this isn’t normal?

eventually you tell him and he’s immediately WORRIED ASF BECAUSE EXTRATERRESTRIAL PARASITES THAT BASICALLY ATTACH THEMSELF TO THEIR HOST FOR A LONG TIME??? he already has trauma from his own interdimensional virus so he’s extremely concerned for you

when you explain that it’s completely harmless and that you’re actually really good friends with your symbiote he’s definitely more relieved but still ever-so worried bc that’s our abner <3

it took a lot of convincing for him to not be worried, but it took him even MORE CONVINCING to not freak out when you turn into venom and abner just looks at you with the most terrified look ever or maybe even faint

HE ALSO REALISED THIS WAS WHY YOU ATE SO MUCH GODDAMN CHOCOLATE, bc your symbiote needs chocolate

i feel as though abner would misinterpret your emotions and behaviour at times and think you’re annoyed with him when you’re actually pissed off with your symbiote who keeps saying “FIGHT. EAT CHOCOLATE. FIGHT.” so you definitely need to always tell abner that your aren’t mad at him but rather at the parasite living inside your body

abner definitely finds it a bit weird, possibly uncomfortable, that he’s technically dating your symbiote while he’s dating you, ESPECIALLY WHEN VENOM BUTTS IN AND IS LIKE “stop undressing them with your eyes” AND ABNER WILL START SWEATING AND CRYING LIKE “BUT I’M NOT??????” so yeah

he’ll definitely get bullied a lot by venom and every time he does, you have to comfort abner and just remind him that venom’s just a mean meany pants

venom would definitely remind abner of his mom, but it was alright because he had you to scold venom whenever he would say some whacked up shit

imagine how awkward it is to smush booties(have sex) when venom’s JUST THERE, LIKE ABNER’S ALREADY NERVOUS ABOUT GETTING NAKED AND THERE’S THE PARASITE READY TO GIVE AN INSULTING REMARK ABOUT HIS BODY ANY TIME SOON

honestly, it would be worst for you since you can hear venom in your mind THE WHOLE TIME

after a while, abner will probably get used to having venom around almost every time and will probably maybe have a comeback or two if he ever gets confident enough, and with your encouragement and comfort, he will definitely get more confident

NEW DAVID DASTMALCHIAN CHARACTER ALERT!!!!

man's range is INSANE

i was tryna see who david plays in the boston strangler and surprise no surprise! he plays THE BOSTON STRANGLER LITERALLY T-T WHY WAS I EXPECTING IT NOT TO BE A DERANGED/MENTALLY ILL CHARACTER?????

prisoners spoilers

this movie made me INSANELY ANXIOUS. BOB HAS MY ENTIRE HEART, AND I FUCKING HATE KELLER I DO NOT CARE THAT YOUR CHILD IS MISSING, YOU DO NOT TORTURE SOMEONE TO TELL U WHERE YOUR CHILD IS. i know i can probably say this cause i dont have a kid but LITERALLY HE WASN'T EVEN THE KIDNAPPER, he got KIDNAPPED. the plot was great, great plot twist. actors were awesome, david dastmalchian came through like he always does and he was so damn cute in this film like LOOK AT THIS

i was praying so hard he wasn't the kidnapper and i was SO HAPPY TO FIND OUT HE WASN'T AND THEN HE KILLED HIMSELF AND IT WAS REVEALED HE GOT KIDNAPPED BEFORE, why does david have to act as characters that just make me so sad T-T

the belko experiment spoilers

ight that was real good, it's like if squid game and alice in borderderland. david died IMMEDIATELY AND RATHER TRAGICALLY TOO BUT i got sucked into the film and ended up finishing it. the moment i realised michael rooker and sean gunn was also in this, i knew this was a james gunn film AND I WAS RIGHT. bro fr just scrolls thru his contact list whenever he wants to film a movie and i LOVE IT

how does he look so cute even when in goober-lookin ahh makeup? bro's something else fr

[photos are from david's instagram]