The Boogeyman And The Crooked Man

the boogeyman and the crooked man

so, a little story time. when i went to go see the boogeyman, i did not watch the trailer or anything really, i did not know how he looked like and i was fully expecting to see CROOKED MAN.

I MIXED THEM UP, AND I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE THE BOOGEYMAN CAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE HOT AND INSTEAD I GOT A BLACK ALIEN-LIKE CREATURE STANDING ON ALL FOURS.

i expressed it so loudly after the movie ended "fuck, man, i thought he was going to be hot." the group of guys behind me stared at me with the most incredulous looks EVER, it was hilarious.

this crooked man is sexy af, this was who i thought was gonna come out in the movie LMAOOOOOO

late night with the devil

question: is this like available online anywhere for me to watch? again, i am having trouble with finding films with david in them T-T

i just saw david's story and he went ROLLERSKATING IN NYC AND HE'S ADORABLE AAAAAAAAAAAA every time david smiles it makes my heart burst with joy, i could write a whole poem about it

HEYYY LUVV

bro u had me in the first half when u said “it is not lowkey hot” I WAS LIKE DAMN IG IM THE ONLY ONE WITH ISSUES HERE - but when I actually read it properly I was like yeah she gets me ✋😩

OH MY GOD THATS SUCH A CUTE NICKNAME USE IT LUV

Also dude same. I had zero idea he was in the movie, like at the time I was with a friend and I saw this mf I was like WAIT IK THIS MAN (I didn’t know the name of the actor yet but I was just getting into my abner phase)

UR TASTE IN MEN?!?? MY GOD IM SORRY BUT THAT GOOFY LOOKIN MF?!?! I should shut up because I had a small crush on bowser💀

Also about the plagiarism part ( i know which fanfic ur talking about since this fandom is lowkey dead and small) I would say maybe removing the British part unless it’s something very major  in the story if not I don’t think it’s necessary u know? It’s better to stay safe but also if the plot is totally different then I don’t see a problem with it

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❥ STARLIGHT, of course i get you bro, we're probably one in the same and YES EXACTLY LIKE I JUST REALISED DAVID IS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE

BOWSER?????? ngl he's hot too (i saw too many bowser cosplays)

and i wouldn't say the british part is major but like, hmmm i really want her to have a british accent T-T

i would say the plot is different, mine is entirely fast-paced compared to the fic that i'm talking about cause i wanna focus on them when they're in belle reve and join task force x, but how they meet is also similar to that book, like oc is a waitress, meets abner but she isn't as social as reader from that book, so it takes like a week for her to really have a conversation with abner

oh my god, and they bond over books too bc i cant imagine abner liking anything else, maybe doodling... maybe he would doodle T-T

me getting my friends to watch belko experiment: me defending lonny's actions saying that it's one of the common human responses but also calling him a coward but still defending him because david dastmalchian:

the boston strangler

just finished watching boston strangler and i BARELY PAID ATTENTION CAUSE I WAS MULTITASKING WHILST WATCHING IT AND SO I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN HE GOT STABBED, seriously david can't get a role where he's alive for more than 10 minutes