I Am An Idiot - Tumblr Posts

The fact that I bs'd my essay on the final and still got full points still amazes me

Omg i just realized that today was saint valentines day lmao

Im so stupid, I totally forgot that shit existed even though i got chocolates… like how the fuck didn’t I realize that sooner?

two years back, a very close friend of mine had told me "this song reminds me of you and this particular part reminds me of your smile" I was so happy hearing such a sweet compliment from her. but. I didn't really know the song and I was so bad, I didn't even listen to it then.

we guys don't talk much...one misunderstanding and the friendship was gone forever.

now, after moving past everything, I heard the song. and I realised that it wasn't just a sweet gesture, it was the most overwhelming, heart-fluttering compliment I ever recieved.

I didn't value her then, and now I've lost her.

...............................................................

the song was kun faya kun, and the "sajra savera" part reminded her of my smile.

ahhhhahhahahaah i could cry.

i am a sword lesbian without the lesbian

So I just figured something out. I'm not really attracted to people that I don't know really well, hence why I have a number of fictional crushes but no real world crushes yet (I am a freaking adult, and I still haven't).

The funny part is I just figured out more about what my type is. Like, I already knew I preferred dark-haired people (with some exceptions) and I'm a sucker for a roguish grin. But then I realized one of my first fictional crashes was Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice.

Guess who figured out that their type also included tsunderes!

This idiot, that's who.

Me, who is always yelling at fictional characters to communicate. I know that communication is super important in any relationship, and yet I like the prickly ones that don't seem to know how to communicate, like, at all.

Damn my empathetic nature.

the boogeyman and the crooked man

so, a little story time. when i went to go see the boogeyman, i did not watch the trailer or anything really, i did not know how he looked like and i was fully expecting to see CROOKED MAN.

I MIXED THEM UP, AND I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE THE BOOGEYMAN CAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BE HOT AND INSTEAD I GOT A BLACK ALIEN-LIKE CREATURE STANDING ON ALL FOURS.

i expressed it so loudly after the movie ended "fuck, man, i thought he was going to be hot." the group of guys behind me stared at me with the most incredulous looks EVER, it was hilarious.

this crooked man is sexy af, this was who i thought was gonna come out in the movie LMAOOOOOO

Genie= Ginny

OH MY GOD

please don't be stupid like me.

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Here is a convenient post you can show to convince skeptical people that the ask they are receiving is a scam. Should have done this with that sanguineposhrat asshole but I got impatient, that's partly on me:

[ID: four screenshots of asks sent by four different tumblr users.

upper left image is from user joyfultyrantkoala. it reads: "Hello everyone, I am Valentine from Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, just an injection for today to save my life please I beg.I was diagnosized with Latent Autoimmune Diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week. My donation link is attached in the pinned post, kindly donate and share to reach many people."

upper right image is from user almostbigkryptonite. it reads: "Hi, sorry for temporarily posting this message into your inbox, I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin (Humalog), just an injection for today to save my life please I beg.I was diagnosised with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week My donation link is available on my pinned post"

bottom left image is from user peacemakerpatroll. it reads: "Hello this a long shot call, am LEILA MOHAMMED RAJAB popularly known as TAHEERA a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin (Humalog), just an injection for today to save my life please I beg.I was diagnosised with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week"

bottom right image is from user delicatephilosophertiger. it reads: "Hello this a long shot call, am Elizabeth a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin (Humalog), I was diagnosised with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week. Any donation will mean world to me. You can donate using the link in my pinned post. Thank you 🖤"

the images have been edited with a static filter. End of ID.]

If someone sent you this post, you likely needed convincing that you really were talking to a scammer. Now that you know better, kindly go to @el-shab-hussein 's blog, and choose a vetted fundraiser to donate to. If you are not planning on donating, reblog as many of the fundraisers he has posted as you can. Try to actually read and be familiar with what an actual Palestinian fundraiser looks like, so that you can differentiate the real ones from the scam ones. This is the LEAST amount of effort you can do for Palestinian families.

my brain is wet and smooth, like a raw chicken breast. and she's beautiful ❤️

Me when I finally finish my project and go to school ready for viva, only to hear I had mixed up the dates and the exam is next week:

Who was going to tell me it's pride month?

But seriously, happy pride month everybody.

I discovered a small technique to get out of art block. It's simple, you just have to do, lil' sketches and color them. You can even try to give them shadows if you're brave. (Note: that is not a "complete" art block)

After exams.

My cringiest moments - 1

When I was in the elementary school, at the end of the year we could bring in a CD and do kareoke with the music you brought.

I only had one CD that I knew of, the one the played my lullabies at night (that one baby Kenny Loggins CD, return to POOH CORNER)

So I brought it in and since technology sucks we couldn’t really skip songs, so I was like, k cool, I’ll just sing the first song. But I don’t really know the words,

Like at all

So there I stand, with this random guy from my table that I forced to stand beside me, mumbling the tunes until it hits the chorus

I scream out “ALL THE PRETTY LITTLE PONIES”

Then it goes back to the verses and I just start to play an air piano while the entire class has to watch me jamming on the imaginary keys for the next 3 minutes.

Gosh did I have such blind confidence

𝒲𝒽𝓎 𝒹𝑜 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝓊𝒾𝓃 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔?