Yeah Can You Grab Me A Metaphor? Any Kind Will Do

Yeah can you grab me a metaphor? Any kind will do

On my way to the cosmic horror store to grab some ingredients, does anybody need anything while I’m there?

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

I have created a magic hammer that turns people into nails. I am having so much fun. I’m like a troll in an orphanage, so much to do, so little time.

And yes, the nails are going to be used for something. I’m a wizard, not a monster, I’m not going to leave nails on the ground.

That does give me an idea….

Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”

No guys you don't understand the amulet said if you guys don't- no it's not a cult look just give me money so the amulet can help me find eternal peace. No it's- no it's not a pyramid scheme I've clearly said it was an amulet

idk about webcomics but vriska is a banger name i might steal it

tis a powerful name......but power comes with a price.....never take without knowing the consequences, traveler