Screw This Shit, I'm Writing Poetry About My Trauma

Screw this shit, I'm writing poetry about my trauma

correction shitty poetry.

New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

Artemis highly supports and loves all trans girls. She also hunts and kills transphobes for fun. Pass it on <3

Steve took the kids in the divorce with Nancy

Really liked how pretty this comic piece I found was so i edited out the dialogue to make it a lock screen

“Can we stop pretending that I don’t know who you are just for tonight? I really need my boyfriend right now”